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Tahition Noni Juice
« on: Jul 6th, 2004, 1:00am » |
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From: Kenneth Barneycastle
Date: 07/05/04 22:49:06
To: bigbarn888@msn.com
I have had success now with this product and i request every cluster
headache person to contact me asap. This product has put my headaches
behind me and i don't have to worry about them no more. I request that
everyone go on this product for at least 6 months just like i did and
take 4 ounces a day. And if you have some over toxing problems just cut
back to 2 ounces a day until that is over then back to the regular 4
ounces a day. Please get with me asap and i will give you the product
name and how to get it. My Number is 877-306-6188 if you don't get me
please leave a message and i will call you back and help you asap with
this wonderful product that has help me look back at my headaches. My
other number is 801-281-4315 no message center there though. So call the
toll free line ok.
Thank you and can't wait to hear for you ok. My Name is Barney can't
wait to meet you. email is bigbarn@webtv.net put cluster headaches in
the subject line so i know who you are ok. thank you
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Re: Tahition Noni Juice
« Reply #1 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 1:33am » |
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Oh hell....just make it easy on yourself and go away.
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Re: Tahition Noni Juice
« Reply #2 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 4:12am » |
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barney . . .you forgot to shut the door on your way out . . .
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Re: Tahition Noni Juice
« Reply #3 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 7:33am » |
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This cockwad has an array of fine products.... hitting up cancer patients on another board.
[MOL] Get this message to all doctors.
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To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
Subject: [MOL] Get this message to all doctors.
From: bigbarn@webtv.net (Kenneth Barneycastle)
Date: Sun, 13 Aug 2000 20:35:40 -0600 (MDT)
Reply-To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
Sender: owner-mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
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Hi There, please contact me on my new oxygen water, called Oxy-Up, it is
for everyone on this planet that breaths. Thank you.
FOR ATHELETES AND BODYBUILDERS
NEW OXYGEN WATER, CALLED OXY-UP
TO: HEALTH, NUTRITION AND THE ELDERLY
Hi there my name is Barney. I have a new oxygen water I would like to
introduce to you. The product is OXY-UP. I have a free audio tape to
offer you and introduce you to our new oxygen water product. The
wholesale price for 33 ounces is $6.00 and the shelve life on the
product is 5 years. The oxygen will not escape in an any food or liquid
it is mixed into whether hot or cold. Our OXY-UP has 200,000 ppm oxygen
actually bonded to the water molecule. It is stabilized and bonded and
cannot be boiled or frozen out of the water nor will the oxygen leak
outside the plastic container. Every person breathing needs this
product! This product will enhance any other health product up to 80
percent of its effectiveness. Remember disease cannot live in
oxygenated enviroment. In addition oxygen enhances cardiovascular
health, respiration, circulation, etc. This product has over 200 uses!
There isn't and oxygen product out there like this one anywhere.
Remember this unique product is bonded and stabilized and the only one
on the planet like it. Reminder: Please send your address and phone
number so I may mail you my free dynamic audio tape on what this product
can do for you and your patients or clients. We have a special question
and answer conference call just for doctors. Any more questions just
get back to me. "ciao"
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Like to speak with your Fundraiser person please. Name, phone, email, and address thank you. I have a great win-win fundraiser. thank you
Barney <bigbarn@webtv.net>
Midvale, Ut USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 11:03:07 (EST)
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Call me foreign if you like, but Tahitian Noni Juice sounds rude to me! 
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At least the wanker didn't call the thread "I've got a cure"
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Kenneth,
I prefer orange juice, cherry juice, pear juice and tomato juice. Why should I switch to your (very expensive) noni juice?? Why do you think you have any clue about cluster headaches, which are far more than just headaches?? Why do you think noni juice will help them?? I would be happy to use and reccomend noni juice if I believed it helped, but there is zero evidence it does. So Bugger off!!
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Ordinary water has 333,333 ppm oxygen bonded to the water molecule. Thats why they call it H-2-O ... its 1/3 oxygen. Your oxy-up product is inferior to tap water.
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If I were you, I would be praying you don't meet any of us. Hucksters are not treated kindly by this group
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Some interesting facts about Noni Juice
« Reply #6 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 8:28am » |
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When the producer of the Noni Juice managed to plant enough noni juice trees on their Pacific island to not only 'satisfy' the American market, they thought about bringing reaping benefits to from Europe.
The European Union put a small hurdle in their way, but they stumbled over it:
Of course, they couldn't market NJ as a medicament or food additive, as all its wondrous healing powers are nothing but hot air, none of them proved to anybody's satisfaction.
So, their only option was to get approval as an ordinary food stuff. To get this,they would have to show that this product has no side effects whatsoever. Wow, talk about a Catch 22.
So, Mr. Kenneth Barneycastle, I'm sorry to say, I cannot fulfill your request. On a second thought, who the fuck are you to 'request' something from us 'ASAP'? And what do you know about cluster headaches that makes you think they can be cured by snake oil?
Barney, Fuck Off!
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Re: Tahition Noni Juice
« Reply #7 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 8:58am » |
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This is probably the same shit that kept Marlon Brando fat and ugly during his years living in Tahiti.
You know; you'd think they could come up with a better name for this swill.... 
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Re: Tahition Noni Juice
« Reply #9 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 10:59am » |
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Hey hey hey...it's one thing to diss the snake oil salesman but to diss Brando is something else. Maybe we should tell the snake oil guy that we can "make him an offer he coudn't refuse." LOL!!!!
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Re: Tahition Noni Juice
« Reply #11 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 3:38pm » |
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No one let Ueli know this guy posted here...shhhhhh......
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Re: Tahition Noni Juice
« Reply #12 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 3:51pm » |
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on Jul 6th, 2004, 3:38pm, notseinfeld wrote:| No one let Ueli know this guy posted here...shhhhhh...... |
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Too late.
Did you really think Ueli would pass on a thread titled
"Tahition Noni Juice?" I think not 
on Jul 6th, 2004, 8:28am, Ueli wrote: When the producer of the Noni Juice managed to plant enough noni juice trees on their Pacific island to not only 'satisfy' the American market, they thought about bringing reaping benefits to from Europe.
The European Union put a small hurdle in their way, but they stumbled over it:
Of course, they couldn't market NJ as a medicament or food additive, as all its wondrous healing powers are nothing but hot air, none of them proved to anybody's satisfaction.
So, their only option was to get approval as an ordinary food stuff. To get this,they would have to show that this product has no side effects whatsoever. Wow, talk about a Catch 22.
So, Mr. Kenneth Barneycastle, I'm sorry to say, I cannot fulfill your request. On a second thought, who the fuck are you to 'request' something from us 'ASAP'? And what do you know about cluster headaches that makes you think they can be cured by snake oil?
Barney, Fuck Off!
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'nuff said.
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Re: Tahition Noni Juice
« Reply #13 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 3:56pm » |
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 Here we go now...Singin Noni Noni...
Hey Hey What get lost get fucked!!!
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I've got some Mid-western trouser snake juice that has been know to cure many ailments, maybe you would like to try some? Unlimited quantities availabe.
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Re: Tahition Noni Juice
« Reply #15 on: Jul 6th, 2004, 4:16pm » |
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on Jul 6th, 2004, 4:09pm, thomas wrote:| I've got some Mid-western trouser snake juice that has been know to cure many ailments, maybe you would like to try some? Unlimited quantities availabe. |
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