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notseinfeld
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Latest CH hocus pocus
« on: May 6th, 2004, 12:01pm » |
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I shudder to even post this under the 'treatments' category but alas, here tis.
Received a necklace and some sort of half-dollar sized magnet from an MLM call Nikken. These magnetized babies are going to *readjust?* my internal clock, show the location of the lost city of Atlantis, and grow my pee-pee 2 inches.
Gheesh, how could you slackasses not have posted this before?
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Re: Latest CH hocus pocus
« Reply #1 on: May 6th, 2004, 2:28pm » |
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My quandry about this is, Honey, how did you recieve this necklace unless your ordered it? And grow your pee-pee by two inches...hmmmmm is that two inches in volume or projection? Either way, it certainly would improve your snow bank writing. As far as the lost city of Atlantis...I think a Crystal Pendulum would work better.... 
Keep them coming cutie pie...Your humor makes my day!
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Email me when you find out where the lost city of Atlantis is. I always wanted to learn to scuba dive and be famous like Jaques Cousteau and Bob Ballard. This necklace sounds like a great opportunity!
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Re: Latest CH hocus pocus
« Reply #3 on: May 6th, 2004, 3:23pm » |
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Wish I had my camera handy to take of picture of the hideously oversized gold plated necklace magnet it is. Oh well.
Redd: Not in a million years would I purchase this Tom Foolery. A friend of my mother's is in the MLM and the HOOK is that they send you the product and you either pay if it works, or send it back if it doesn't. Guess which I'll be doing?
Floridian: Atlantis is likely under 2 miles of ice due south in Antarctica. If you've never read any Graham Hancock I would certainly recommend that you do---iffn you like this stuff. A must read is Fingerprints of the Gods. Pure Brain Candy.
Haven't had opportunity to try out the snowbank writing but it's a great visual.
Hmmm, lemme take off this necklace and just hang it here over my PC.
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Re: Latest CH hocus pocus
« Reply #4 on: May 6th, 2004, 3:44pm » |
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Quote:Redd: Not in a million years would I purchase this Tom Foolery. A friend of my mother's is in the MLM and the HOOK is that they send you the product and you either pay if it works, or send it back if it doesn't. Guess which I'll be doing?
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I never for a second thought you did dearheart. Although the Mechanic by day/CH wonder cure doctor/ex BF of mine probably would find this a very plausable alternative to the "Tom Foolery" my headache specialist has presented....  to the wonder cure Mechanic and the magnetism of the ammulet. Umm hanging on your PC...maybe it will cure it of any and all viruses and trojans?
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Re: Latest CH hocus pocus
« Reply #5 on: May 6th, 2004, 4:09pm » |
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Nahright LadyRed--
what's a gal w/your dynamic personality and double-entenre witticism ability doing hanging w/a windbag like this mechanic? I recognize that you're down on men a bit (hey, you provided the msn link but hopefully you'll find that what you think about and emanate will be that which is brought to you. What comes around goes around I guess. Plus, with CH we're all so darned irresistible right?
smooches,
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Close the door, jeez....... 
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Re: Latest CH hocus pocus
« Reply #7 on: May 6th, 2004, 6:53pm » |
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Whats the matter Thomas? 
He started it with the whole smooches deal....(but who says I'm complaining.... 
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All in fun.....
Notseinfeld has a photo of himself. Its really big and its in another thread somewhere. He is wearing no shirt. Women like that. Well, as long as you don't have gorilla back and a beer gut I guess.
Are there any lady clusters who would like to show off their bikinis?? Hehe? Maybe we could hold a CH beauty pagaent?
Just in fun guys!
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Re: Latest CH hocus pocus
« Reply #9 on: May 6th, 2004, 10:09pm » |
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Freddy,
After my first pregnancy I've vowed to never wear a bikini again. No Extreem makeover could remove that much scarred flesh! But every time I look at my son...I really don't give two hoots.
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Re: Latest CH hocus pocus
« Reply #10 on: May 7th, 2004, 10:16am » |
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on May 6th, 2004, 6:53pm, Redd715 wrote:Whats the matter Thomas?
He started it with the whole smooches deal....(but who says I'm complaining.... |
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Nothing's wrong, just havin' some fun.
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Re: Latest CH hocus pocus
« Reply #11 on: May 7th, 2004, 3:20pm » |
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Hey Tom I'm nominating you for resident voyeur 
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Re: Latest CH hocus pocus
« Reply #12 on: May 7th, 2004, 9:16pm » |
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on May 7th, 2004, 3:20pm, notseinfeld wrote:Hey Tom I'm nominating you for resident voyeur
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Wouldn't be the first time I'd been *intruded* upon....lmao 
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Re: Latest CH hocus pocus
« Reply #13 on: May 7th, 2004, 10:51pm » |
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Re: Latest CH hocus pocus
« Reply #14 on: May 9th, 2004, 2:22am » |
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Wore that charlatan's cheap jewely for as long as I could stand it--namely 24 hours. The only truth revealed was that I love my mommy as she, who doesn't completely understand but completely cares, asked me to put it on.
Admittedly there was a time with that gold plated over-sized necklace glistening in the summer sun I thought of getting a matching gold tooth and starting a rap band, my ch out of hand, now 5 years spanned, home boy take a stand! But alas, just a young dreamer dreaming.
M is for mushroom and it's good enough for me....
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