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Miklos
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Droll Troll Details
« on: Mar 25th, 2004, 12:23pm » |
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If posted before, I apologize.
The new Trolling Point System for Trolls has been approved by the Central Troll Committee for Troll Standards and Procedures. The new Troll Point System (TPS) will take effect on October 1, 1999.
Killfile (10 points): Being Killfiled is the highest honor and the most points a Troll can achieve. It represents complete victory and indicates that the Troll has performed on a MASTER TROLL level.
Complaint to Troll's ISP (9 points): While not as good as being killfiled, a complaint to a Troll's ISP indicates that once again the TROLL has struck hard and deep.
Death Threat (8 points): Another indication of a Master Troll at Work. The death threat is firm proof that the Troll has cut to the bone and left his victim (the fish) floundering and gasping for air.
Personal Verbal Attack (7 points): A personal verbal attack on a Troll in response to a trolling post indicates that the Troll has riled and disturbed the fish in question.
Plea to Ignore Troll (6 points: A Plea from a message board member to other group regulars to ignore the Troll in question is a sure sign that the Troll is doing his/her sport with proficiency.
Killfile response (5 points: When a poster who has claimed to have KILLFILED a particular Troll, then responds to another post by the Troll in question, rates a solid 5 points for the Troll's ability to snag a hypocritical fish.
Logical response (4 points): A person who responds to a Troll trying to use logic and reason to rebut a Troll is worth 4 points for such stupidity as to think a Troll cares about what they have to say.
10+ individual responses (3 points): When a post by a Troll gets at least 10+ responses from different individuals.
Positive response (2 points): If a Troll gets a positive response such as ROFLOL: LOL: Great Post, etc.
Any type of response at all. (1 point)
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Re: Droll Troll Details
« Reply #1 on: Mar 25th, 2004, 12:36pm » |
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Cute. I hope you don't mind if I steal that for my other favorite bbs. There really are trolls there!
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Re: Droll Troll Details
« Reply #2 on: Mar 25th, 2004, 6:37pm » |
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I've never seen it before. I'd like to borrow it also. 
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Miklos
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Re: Droll Troll Details
« Reply #3 on: Mar 26th, 2004, 10:36am » |
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Copy away to your heart's content. I stole it from Dave Barry's blog (syndicated humor journalist). Lots of entertaining links at his site.
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Re: Droll Troll Details
« Reply #4 on: Mar 26th, 2004, 11:13am » |
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So....like......are any of us Trolls on here?  Luke
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Re: Droll Troll Details
« Reply #5 on: Mar 26th, 2004, 2:32pm » |
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I think I seena few trolls at Walmart today...I think it is there secret meetin place. What should you do if you meet a troll face to face.......Pam that has no resemblence to trolls except size
(modify'd: I misspell the simplist words)
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Cause and Effect......"Cause is the effect concealed, Effect is the cause revealed"
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Re: Droll Troll Details
« Reply #6 on: Mar 26th, 2004, 3:09pm » |
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Honey..u got that right..Ive seen a few at wal-mart too!!
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Re: Droll Troll Details
« Reply #7 on: Mar 27th, 2004, 7:09am » |
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Lets see. You get 3 points if 2 more suckers reply to this post then?
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Re: Droll Troll Details
« Reply #8 on: Mar 27th, 2004, 11:09am » |
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speak fer yourself Rooty tooty !  Pam that's never been a sucker
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Cause and Effect......"Cause is the effect concealed, Effect is the cause revealed"
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Re: Droll Troll Details
« Reply #9 on: Mar 27th, 2004, 11:38pm » |
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Hey, I got eight point so far.
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