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OMG, I need your prayers so much!!!
« on: Mar 19th, 2004, 8:22pm » |
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Im getting a yambag lift next week and I'll need some vibes, If I can get enough vibes it might counter act the vibes my welfare alcoholic doctor will be having the morning of the surgery.
Shake, rattle and roll?......this dude beats Elvis hands down....thats what im afraid of.
If I lose my yam you will be able to find me on the corner of Tremont and State with a Dunkin Doughnuts cup in my hand yelling "Spare change ass-hole"
If I make it out with my Yam.....PARTY'S ON!!!!!!
See ya in Nashville.....(Mel....Beware...he he he)
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« Reply #1 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 8:48pm » |
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Jonny, yer a flippin nutcase (literally), LMAO
Oh, and...
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 8:51pm » |
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At least you take the time to TRY and understand me , Mel......I love you for that.
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 8:57pm » |
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I'm not the praying type but I'll be prayin with all I got that ya stay intact...
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« Reply #4 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 9:16pm » |
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I'll pray, but what the hell is a "yambag"?
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 9:28pm » |
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on Mar 19th, 2004, 9:16pm, Superpain wrote:| I'll pray, but what the hell is a "yambag"? |
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Don't ask.....he might tell ya!
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VIBES TO THE KING!
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 9:33pm » |
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jonny, if your refering to the big V
Been there , done that, At first I was nervous about the clippin LMAO but it does have its advantages.
1. Pretend you are in alot of pain and your woman will do anything for you for at least 4 days.
2. And you'll be shootin blanks man! Let it fly!
3. The best part is, is if the nurse sees the MULE and she tells the other nurses about it, maybe a few of them will give it a test ride after your healed up. AKA followup appointment 
Seeya,
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 9:34pm » |
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The bag.....OUCH.
You'll do just fine Jonny and you're in my thoughts and whatnot.
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« Reply #8 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 9:45pm » |
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on Mar 19th, 2004, 8:22pm, jonny wrote:| Im getting a yambag lift ............................jonny |
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jonny, jonny,
The old hangin' too low syndrome. Where have you been, ya know they're makin' yambag bras now. Keeps you from knocking them between your knees when you walk.
But I see you're going the nip 'n tuck, silicone, botox route. Which picture are you going with, the peach, plum or tomato model.
Uh...if you are pming before and after pictures for voting and approval, my new address for e-mail is
no.inside.underwear@no.mailbox.com
Has yam blockage, forwards all blocked mail to Martha Stewart's prison address.
Careful your doc doesn't mess with yam's delivery
system.
Non-alcoholic beer vibes for your doc.
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« Reply #9 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 9:46pm » |
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OH CHRIST!!!!!.....Im in Charlies thoughts.....LMMFAO
...........................jonny
Thanks Charlie, Really!
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 9:50pm » |
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Hummm Jonny I am with Melissa here....
I hope your doc stays sober and doesn't make any slips...oppsssssss lost a bag!!!!!!!!!!!Truly though it would add character believe my I have two friends we call one ball .......
Vibes and prayers to the bag,err family jewels,errr no to you Jonny!
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« Reply #11 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 10:00pm » |
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jonny,
What are you going to do next, tatoo a smily face on it now.
Won't be a faceless punkass then!!
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« Reply #12 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 10:18pm » |
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LMAO Kevin!!!!!!!!!!
Jonny now that I think about it my yam baguettes need lifting any chance at 2 for 1 deal???LOL! 
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« Reply #13 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 10:23pm » |
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LOL Andrea, can I get in on that one too?? They need some help! 
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« Reply #14 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 10:24pm » |
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A threesome... hey Jonny where are you?????
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« Reply #15 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 10:47pm » |
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Sweetie, you are always in my thought, anyway. You always make me smile no matter what hell I am in at the moment.
The advice is truthough, no matter what do not do anything for at least 3 days. No matter how good you might feel. Or you will regret it.
Anything you need. Let me know. Ill check up on you.
/huggs and vibes (sorry pagans dont really pray)
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« Reply #16 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 10:58pm » |
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Thanks all of you babes for caring about my yam.......you dudes can go to hell.
Ttommorrow I get the drunk Doc with a knife....pray for me all of you.
May God have pity on my Yam.
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« Reply #17 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 11:03pm » |
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Prayers and vibes to the yam!!!!!!
Best wishes, take care and good luck!
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« Reply #18 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 11:31pm » |
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"Dunkin-doughnuts" huh? Does this have anything to do with Mr. Happy. He's always talking about his dough-nuts too. maybe the 2 of you could... aw never mind!
Good luck with whatever the hell you're talking about.
Love your picture Mel. Very appropriate. lmao
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« Reply #19 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 11:44pm » |
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on Mar 19th, 2004, 10:58pm, jonny wrote:TMay God have pity on my Yam.
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Jon...the Enlargement process is pretty normal these days. There's a bit of a healing period and all........but you'll be up to 4 1/2" in no time.
Oyster Clipping ain't so bad, either. It does redefine gravity and stairs for a few days, tho. Well worth the time. Sure beats spawning little miracle cabbages inadvertantly.
Oh, yeah..I forgot.........wimmen really dig guys shooting blanks. That's what they told me...........
Yamectomy Luck,
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« Reply #20 on: Mar 19th, 2004, 11:44pm » |
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jonny,
Sorry, not familiar with the situation. I really don't know what is going on. I'll just stay in the dark. Good luck and, I guess you mentioned a knife in there on the... Hope things work out and the best to you. Sounds like you are taking care of something that needs it.
When you mentioned "lift", you lost me there bro.
Yep, good vibes. best of results.
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« Reply #21 on: Mar 20th, 2004, 12:25am » |
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Can I see yer scar ?? Pam that isn't nueter'd
Hey.....good luck and don't sneeze durein the process....or better yet hope yer doc don't sneeze or pass out or burp......or get a call on his vibrateing cell phone
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« Reply #22 on: Mar 20th, 2004, 1:13am » |
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Jonny, you've got all the vibes I can send
*picture cat sending Jonny not Jenny vibes*
I hope all goes well, and I expect an email letting me know!!
I recall someone giving me hell cause I didn't mention a few scalpel details before......
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« Reply #23 on: Mar 20th, 2004, 1:56am » |
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jonny,
More vibes. Though I'm in the dark here, whatever surgery, for whatever need, you got got my concern.
I did remember reading something about "blue" yam.
Shed some light on progress though. I'm stupid sometimes on reading correctly what is really being said. You got such a crazy humor I don't know what's over my head or a direct hit that I still don't get.
Yes, vibes and more vibes.
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« Reply #24 on: Mar 20th, 2004, 4:27am » |
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Have I got this?
Would "Yam-bagging" be the same as "tea-bagging" which the Director of Ed Wood was talking about on the Graham Norton Show recently?
Huge Brit vibes from over the pond to you Jonny.
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