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What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
« on: Mar 2nd, 2004, 8:37pm » |
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Headache-free people frequently ask Cluster Head people what they do to make their PF days interesting and memorable. I just thought you might like to see what happened to me last week......
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a shit. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important to have fun when you aren’t in the throws of a headache. 
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Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
« Reply #1 on: Mar 2nd, 2004, 8:41pm » |
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ROTFLMAO 
Thanks Alan.
Are you the Alan that was here a long time ago?
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Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
« Reply #2 on: Mar 3rd, 2004, 5:57am » |
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That's a great one Alan. I can hardly wait to see a nice policeman writing a ticket..... This board is so INFORMATIVE...
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Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
« Reply #4 on: Mar 3rd, 2004, 8:43am » |
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Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
« Reply #5 on: Mar 3rd, 2004, 9:09am » |
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Hi all,I'm not a clusterhead but I thought I'd tell you what happened to me last week.I went downtown shopping and stayed in the store too long.went to get in my car and theres like 15 tickets  . I couldn't believe it they ranged from bald tires to bad attitude and wrong color car  .I couldn't figure out why they were written with such an obvious bad attitude.When I got home Billy asked if I argued with the cop  .I told him the guy was gone when I got there.thanks alan now I know 
just kidding I always want to here how clusterheads spend there pain free time.I hope one day that you all only have pfdan.
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 3rd, 2004, 11:44am » |
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hehe that was cute.
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 3rd, 2004, 11:55am » |
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Bob,
Yup, same 'ol Alan from the old board. Just took a bit of a break.
Unless that is if I owe you money....... then sorry - you must have the wrong Alan.
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« Reply #8 on: Mar 3rd, 2004, 12:09pm » |
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Welcome home -- hope you enjoyed your vacation.. now get to work... We left all your chores undone....
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« Reply #9 on: Mar 3rd, 2004, 3:32pm » |
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That was beautiful!
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 3rd, 2004, 4:02pm » |
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Its about time you posted....I put the boots to ya two damn days ago about posting
PS:...Its in the mail, there by Saturday
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Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
« Reply #11 on: Mar 3rd, 2004, 4:52pm » |
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Hey Alan?
"what clusterheads do on a PF day?" I'll get back to you when I have one.
In the mean-time...I DO seem to remember you(scratching head here) hmmmmm. oh YEAH.!!! I remember now. You were the one who was gonna lay down in front of a bus-load of tourists in front of the GSK building in protest of high prices of Imitrex. !!!
"GO ALAN. GO ALAN... GO ALAN...."
right?
So...........how'd that go?
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« Reply #12 on: Mar 3rd, 2004, 4:57pm » |
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Thanks for the laugh, Alan....
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Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
« Reply #13 on: Mar 3rd, 2004, 4:59pm » |
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Hey mastiff???
I just may need you to send me the gif of your Cheer-leader..It seems it may be needed here more these days..
ree'ree'ree.
kickem-in-the-knee.
rah-rah rass.
kick-em in the other knee.
(apologies to serious cheer-leaders everywhere)
NOT!
Not even signing my name to this lmao too hard.
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« Reply #14 on: Mar 3rd, 2004, 5:11pm » |
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Linda,
I did lay down in front of the bus. Why do you think I had to take all this time off?
Damn, I still hurt!
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« Reply #15 on: Mar 3rd, 2004, 5:16pm » |
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Hows it feel to hear on the radio that they are putting the boots to the top guy at WorldCom?
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Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
« Reply #16 on: Mar 3rd, 2004, 5:17pm » |
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I thought so!!!!!!!!!!!
My blondeness, not withstanding I do remember you hon.
Hope the scars are healing. I am wishing you luck in your next trial by fire. Right there with ya hon.
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« Reply #17 on: Mar 3rd, 2004, 5:24pm » |
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LMMFAO Alan!!!
Sounds like something i would do...hehehe 
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Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
« Reply #18 on: Mar 3rd, 2004, 7:18pm » |
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And we got him in TOUCH. Alan, quit whinning - you know it only hurts when you laugh....
Did anyone mention - we elected you Chairman of Protests, Riots and other fun things in Texas.
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