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echo
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New Rules for Valentine's Day
« on: Feb 17th, 2004, 4:33pm » |
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Next year it will be the responsibility of the female population to ensure that reservations are made at the resturant of choice. No Fruffy food places will be allowed either. If they served strategicaly stacked asparagus the place is out. We want ribs, or steak and beer (Miller High Life).
You want roses? Buy them yourself or grow the damn things.
You want baubles? Either chose them yourself or cram a piece of coal up your ass, squeeze really hard and you can crap out a diamond in a couple of weeks.
What say you men --- Are you with me??
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Re: New Rules for Valentine's Day
« Reply #1 on: Feb 17th, 2004, 4:38pm » |
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All the way, brother. 
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Re: New Rules for Valentine's Day
« Reply #2 on: Feb 17th, 2004, 4:44pm » |
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There is a flip side, Echo, my hunka hunka burnin love..... we both worked on the big day of romance.....got up the next morning...now, get ready, coz this is where it gets really romantic........
we went to the annual Rod & custom show......nothing like expensive chrome and fancy paint jobs to make a woman amorous, right?......oh, and as a special added treat, I was offered a kraut dog......
I am owed a weekend of romance, agreed????
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Re: New Rules for Valentine's Day
« Reply #3 on: Feb 17th, 2004, 4:47pm » |
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on Feb 17th, 2004, 4:44pm, puddnip wrote:oh, and as a special added treat, I was offered a kraut dog......
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But did you turn down the kraut dog? Or are we talking food here.
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Re: New Rules for Valentine's Day
« Reply #4 on: Feb 17th, 2004, 4:52pm » |
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we are NOT talking food! Sauerkraut dogs and beer are NOT food! How bout a pretzel and some raspberry iced tea?
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Re: New Rules for Valentine's Day
« Reply #5 on: Feb 17th, 2004, 4:57pm » |
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on Feb 17th, 2004, 4:33pm, echo wrote:
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What you are missing Echo is the fact that most women would be happy with just one 'O' now us women are aware that these cannot be bought in the shops but to avoid trying to get one for us is not the right way to make us happy, Roses...we don't want roses that is soooo not original...Diamonds...i'll let you know in a couple of weeks...how much do you reckon i'd get for a home grown one...
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Re: New Rules for Valentine's Day
« Reply #6 on: Feb 17th, 2004, 5:00pm » |
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on Feb 17th, 2004, 4:57pm, cathy wrote:
Diamonds...i'll let you know in a couple of weeks...how much do you reckon i'd get for a home grown one... |
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$68.32 per carat wholesale
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Re: New Rules for Valentine's Day
« Reply #7 on: Feb 17th, 2004, 5:06pm » |
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on Feb 17th, 2004, 4:57pm, cathy wrote:
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Really, just one, hmmmmmmmmm........ Are you sure? That's way too easy......... 
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« Reply #8 on: Feb 17th, 2004, 5:07pm » |
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Naaaah, Echo........I'ts that law of supply and demand.....in this case, it's prolly more like $1.37 per carat..... 
....and what is wrong with asparagus?
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Re: New Rules for Valentine's Day
« Reply #9 on: Feb 17th, 2004, 5:16pm » |
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Other than making you whizz smell weird it's okay. It's the resturants that try to make it an art form that irritate me.
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Re: New Rules for Valentine's Day
« Reply #10 on: Feb 17th, 2004, 5:23pm » |
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on Feb 17th, 2004, 4:33pm, echo wrote:.
You want baubles? Either chose them yourself or cram a piece of coal up your ass, squeeze really hard and you can crap out a diamond in a couple of weeks.
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Echo, you're such a romantic! You must have the girls lined up around the corner... 
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Re: New Rules for Valentine's Day
« Reply #11 on: Feb 17th, 2004, 5:25pm » |
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Echo...only a man would be aware of that......here's a big ole SHEEEEESH!!!! (who would bther to......sheesh...neverminddd.....)
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Re: New Rules for Valentine's Day
« Reply #12 on: Feb 17th, 2004, 6:26pm » |
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You're right about kraut. Almost as bad as Edna's okra.
Beer, however; is a health food.
Gotta admit alla da hearts an' shit are real romantic.
Where are you Georgia? I was thinkin' that this here thread is made for yuz.
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Re: New Rules for Valentine's Day
« Reply #13 on: Feb 17th, 2004, 8:01pm » |
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Since I am married and have kids I will reply with the standard response....
"I know of no such mission and even if I did I wouldn't be at liberty to discuss it." 
However, off the record?...
I'm with ya (whistling)
Don't let that get out,
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Re: New Rules for Valentine's Day
« Reply #14 on: Feb 17th, 2004, 9:15pm » |
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I guess guys need Valentine's Week instead of Day. That way, sometime during the week we may remember to get around doin' sumpthin, and it's ok if we can get it done sometime within that week. But that week must lie within the time of the Daytona 500, and Hockey and Basketball Allstar games, with a day off from work for President's Day.
Or... and as our choice may suit us... choose to celebrate the whole week exclusively, with our Valentine wearing only linen napkins and strawberries-n-cream for romantic dining.
Depends on how good a shot that little Valentine cherub is with his arrow.
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Re: New Rules for Valentine's Day
« Reply #15 on: Feb 17th, 2004, 9:20pm » |
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Wha!!! Ya got a prob with the softer people? A little tenderness and caring makes a huge diff.
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