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cathy
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Fairies..(NonCH)
« on: Feb 7th, 2004, 5:22pm » |
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A Fairy told a married couple:
"For being such an exemplary married couple for 35 years,
I will give you each a wish"
"I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband", said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and....abracadabra!....
Two tickets appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husbands turn, he though for a moment and said,
"Well this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so......I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me"
The wife was deeply disappointed, but, a wish was a wish.
The fairy made a circle with her magic stick,
and.......abracadabra!....
Suddenly the husband was 90 years old...!!!
Men might be bastards,
But fairies are FEMALE...!!!
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Re: Fairies..(NonCH)
« Reply #1 on: Feb 7th, 2004, 5:39pm » |
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Yer a card Cathy. Good one. Is this she? 
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Re: Fairies..(NonCH)
« Reply #2 on: Feb 7th, 2004, 8:13pm » |
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Blahhhh-ha-ha-ha good one Cathy......my luck we'd get tickets to Iraq and I'd end up with 30 extra pounds on my ass verses Brad get a chick 30 years younger....Isn't Micheal Jackson a 'fairy' Pam
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Re: Fairies..(NonCH)
« Reply #3 on: Feb 7th, 2004, 8:29pm » |
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that was funny......
Good to see you around.... it has been a long time... I have missed you
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