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bubu
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a human brain is equal to abmy theory of CH origin
« on: Feb 5th, 2004, 8:12am » |
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a human brain is equal to about a hundred supercomputers and we use only a small porton of it. theories range from 4 to 30 percent, either number leaves a huge amount of unused space, so, aliens, who travel in a parallel universe, where interstellar travel is possible, search the universe for unused brainspace and found earth to be an ideal place, so usually a pair=couple comes to roost in our brains, only a few of these aliens are breeders and we with ch are host to these breeder parallel dimension aliens who go into heat usually about once an earth year which lasts for about 6 weeks, they choose a special part of our brain to have alien sex and like to do this activity when we are less active or stressed out, and their pleasure causes us pain. now chronic ch'ers unfortunately have a pair of nympho-sex addict aliens in their brains and therefore have no respite.
i dont kow if this will help anyone, but at least, its good to know the origin of our 'gift'.
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Re: a human brain is equal to abmy theory of CH or
« Reply #1 on: Feb 5th, 2004, 8:28am » |
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Re: a human brain is equal to abmy theory of CH or
« Reply #2 on: Feb 5th, 2004, 8:30am » |
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I suppose it's as good as any other scientific theory! 
The old adage about us "not using" portions of our brains, is a misnomer. Evolution would not be a very efficient process if it allowed the development of such a wonderful organ as our brain (no matte how much we damn it while we suffer through our CH's)...
What leads to this misconception is the redundancy of function. When someone, especially someone young, sufferers a severe brain injury, the brain has an enormous capacity ta transfer functions from one region to another with little outward signs of change...sure there are subtle differences-personality changes, memory losses, et cetera, but the major cognitive functions basically remain intact. This is a survival trait, and has enabled the speciaes to survive.
Or so the Darwinists would have you believe...
I, for one, don't believe for a minute, that a single brain cell is wasted. Science may never understand the function of 90% of the brain, but there's no way it's not there for a damned good reason.
As for aliens invading our heads for procreation reason...well, I'm open to any possibilities! 
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Re: a human brain is equal to abmy theory of CH or
« Reply #3 on: Feb 5th, 2004, 2:18pm » |
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Bubu, Mikeyd & Edski_1,
Ya’ll are fairly new to this board. The alien theory has been brought up in the earlier years of the board. Once in a while you’ll see mention of our TFH’s, aka Tin Foil Hats.
We all have a TFH, except you three. They are not for sale anywhere so you’ll have to make your own. They will protect you from the aliens, their microwaves and laser beams. I don’t have time to find a picture of a TFH but I’m sure someone will post a link for you.
I also have a TFC aka Tin Foil Condom. No, it’s not what you think. I wear it on my thumb. Aliens from the planet A-rthritis in the galaxy K-nuckle have invaded my thumb. They do that by traveling to Earth via sunlight waves and attaching themselves to my hammer head. Being the un-handyman that I am, I have over the years, forced the alien “bugs” into my thumb joint on many occasions.
I have found that if I stay on the couch and only watch re-runs of Superbowl halftimes and leave the hammer in the garage I no longer have the A-rthritis pain in the thumb knuckle.
There is also a TFPBFF, aka Tin Foil Peruvian Butterfly Fart Filter, that many clusterheads wear. That’s a whole other theory and we can discuss it right after the next Superbowl halftime.
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« Reply #4 on: Feb 5th, 2004, 2:20pm » |
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I use all of my brain. I laugh at your puny IQs.
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Re: a human brain is equal to abmy theory of CH or
« Reply #5 on: Feb 5th, 2004, 2:23pm » |
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Oh great...Can't wait to tell my neuro it's alien cum juice causing my attacks.... 
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Re: a human brain is equal to abmy theory of CH or
« Reply #6 on: Feb 5th, 2004, 2:28pm » |
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on Feb 5th, 2004, 2:23pm, kissmyglass wrote:| Oh great...Can't wait to tell my neuro it's alien cum juice causing my attacks.... |
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Now THAT made me laugh....
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Re: a human brain is equal to abmy theory of CH or
« Reply #7 on: Feb 5th, 2004, 2:31pm » |
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on Feb 5th, 2004, 2:18pm, BobG wrote:Once in a while you’ll see mention of our TFH’s, aka Tin Foil Hats.
We all have a TFH, except you three.
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« Reply #8 on: Feb 5th, 2004, 2:41pm » |
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Putting a TFH only on the top of the head doens't give good protection. The mind control waves can bounce off floors, water, and other surfaces, and enter through the face or spine. I keep saying it but no one listens - maybe they can't cause its too late 
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Re: a human brain is equal to abmy theory of CH or
« Reply #9 on: Feb 5th, 2004, 2:44pm » |
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on Feb 5th, 2004, 2:31pm, Mr.Happy wrote:
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LMMFAO RJ!!!...ya look like a Hersheys kiss
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Re: a human brain is equal to abmy theory of CH or
« Reply #10 on: Feb 6th, 2004, 12:51am » |
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Floridian,
Maybe the TFH is insufficient to prevent the hosting of nymphomaniac aliens from procreating in our brains, but, I still haven't sraped up enough money to buy a nasa endorsed space suit.......coulda go one used but the military surplus store ran out....Anyone got a spare billion buck they ain't usin?
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Re: a human brain is equal to abmy theory of CH or
« Reply #11 on: Feb 6th, 2004, 1:28am » |
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