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The REAL deal on Iowa......
« on: Jan 13th, 2004, 8:42am » |
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OK....it's been a couple days now and I've read all the posts and looked at all the pictures. I think it's time to tell the truth on this gathering. It makes me feel bad that those not able to attend feel like they missed a good time. Remember I was there so I know the REAL deal.
First off.....It was a terrible, boring and uneventful gathering. Clusterheads do not really like each other. All that hugging and crying was fake. They have nothing to talk about and no experiences to share. They don't care crap about each other and wouldn't reach out a helping hand no matter what another clusterhead needed. I've never seen such a bunch of selfish, uncaring people in my life. Another thing....they don't smoke or drink. Those booze bottles and ash trays on the tables were from another group on the other side of the atrium. Clusterheads are not witty folks either....what the hell would they have to laugh about anyway. Those smiling/happy pictures were all put on....they tried to look like they were having fun but they really weren't. Oh....did I mention they give lousy hugs....
Now for the next truth.....There really isn't a Blake. I picked that dude up on my way to Davenport. I found him on the south side of Chicago....would have made to the hotel sooner but it took me some doing to get him cleaned up and clued in on what cluster headaches were all about.
Now.....I can give you more truths on individuals if you're interested.....
Jacks 
How am I doing, Den.....not one smiley face!
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #1 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 8:50am » |
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Something tells me that a truth on me would be dangerous LOL.
Jacks forgot to mention the lack of hospitality on the part of some of the clusterheads and supporters there. Particularly her own...she didn't really get a wonderful spread of horses doovers for everyone on Sat. night, that was a buffet meal the hotel put out for the Salvation Army Ministers 
And saying goodbye isn't all that hard, the watery stuff in my eyes in that one pic is cause of the chlorine from the pool.
Our secret is out now, guess everyone knows what we are like...
A picture is worth a thousand words, even if they're not yer own.
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #2 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 8:50am » |
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Yeah, what she said. I don't know why I'm agreeing with her, she's THE MOST disagreeable woman I've ever met, cruel and heartless......
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #3 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 9:00am » |
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OK....now here's the real deal on Cat....
The poor woman isn't really very smart. I have NO idea who writes those posts for her but it AIN'T her. If you all let her keep working with these doctors and hospitals you're all gonna be in deep shit. She can't work a computer either......her kids aren't cute at all and her husband, Clark, is a real piece of work...looks terrible and is really rude....
I'm sure I forgot something so may have to modify this post later.....
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I knew I'd have to modify this post.....I forgot to mention that Cat DOES NOT have beautiful cat eyes!!
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #4 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 9:02am » |
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on Jan 13th, 2004, 8:42am, Jackie wrote:
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Now how are you gonna do that, folks she spent most of her time in the bar with this dude from Chicago, that she tried to tell us was Blake, I think she may have walked through the atrium once or twice to get cigs from her room, and it was always something like "Get the fuck outta my way, would ya' " or "Piss off clusterfuck"
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #5 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 9:04am » |
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on Jan 13th, 2004, 8:42am, Jackie wrote:
. Another thing....they don't smoke or drink. Those booze bottles and ash trays on the tables were from another group on the other side of the atrium.
Jacks
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LMAO!! Jackie .... all that alcohol and the ashtrays were probably from those pesky Salvation Army Ministers..
LMAO!! 
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #6 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 9:07am » |
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Well Thomas...you just had to open your trap didn't ya...
Sooooo.....here's the deal on Thomas.
He's cold as a stone...his heart is so little a surgeon would have a hard time finding it. I tried to spend some time with him but it was a tough job as he wasn't very friendly and was terribly hard to talk to...
Oh....and he gives TERRIBLE hugs.
OK..who's next?
Jacks
Damn, Den....this is hard without smilies...
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #7 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 9:30am » |
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Ahhhhh, Woobie....thanks for posting on this thread...it serves as a reminder...
Now for the scoop on Woobie and Ramon...
I have no idea why everyone is thanking Woobie....she didn't do a damn thing but sit on her butt all weekend. She acted soooooo excited to see this bunch of clusterheads but then all she did was fuss about them. She never laughs and isn't one bit sweet. When we all left she went, "whew, thank goodness that's over"
Now Ramon...there's a piece of work. He's a real loud mouth. I tried to ignore him but would hear something out of him from time to time...it was never anything funny or profound either. As to his art talent....shit, some other artist drew all those. I saw him pull the pictures out of the back of his sketch book.
Oh and their kids where not cute at all....Nope.
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #8 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 10:06am » |
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Hey Jackie you forgot to mention what a wallflower that Blake guy you picked up was. Next time find someone who has a little life left in them. 
Seriously folks, this is one classy lady/supporter and it was a pleasure to meet her and Blake....and ya'll better make it to the convention or I'm heading through South Bend on the way.
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #9 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 10:11am » |
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on Jan 13th, 2004, 10:06am, JDH wrote:
Seriously folks, this is one classy lady
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That Budweiser has rotted your brain son..........
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #10 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 10:12am » |
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #11 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 10:14am » |
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #12 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 10:17am » |
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Hey, don't forget about that farse "Big Dan". Actually the guy is only about 5 feet tall and can't weight more than 90 pounds soaking wet. He's also one of the most bitter, somber, and serious guys I've ever had the displeasure to meet. Also, those beer bottles in front of him in some of the pictures weren't because he drank them (he's a tea totaler) they were actually just because he collected them & liked to throw them at the kids in the pool. Heartless bugger!
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #13 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 10:23am » |
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Yep, JDH.....I should have picked up a guy with some spunk. But...what's a gal gonna do on such short notice.
OK gang....here's the skinny on JDH and his wife...
JDH NEVER smiles!!!!! He is not a happy guy and was bored to tears all weekend. He told me on the sly that he didn't enjoy the weekend at all and never planned to attend another clusterhead function. His wife wasn't happy either...never smiled or visited with anyone.... but what do you expect....living with the likes of JDH. She and I tried to have a little conversation about being supporters but neither one of us are that interested in it so that conversation didn't go very far. I tried to hug them bye on Sunday ... couldn't get anything but a wave...oh well
If I can find a better date for Nashville I might try to go...
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #14 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 10:30am » |
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on Jan 13th, 2004, 10:11am, thomas wrote:
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LMAO Thomas!
Yer right...Budweiser, sauerkraut pizza and watching the Rams this year has killed off most of my brain cells.
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #15 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 10:32am » |
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Ahhhhhh, Gena....thanks for sticking your head up....
Let me tell you all a little something on Gena.....
She is reserved, timid, quiet and shy....and she DOES NOT like beer. Don't be fooled by that tat picture....it's not her. This gal would NEVER show her butt in public.
As to her husband...what a bore...but he was bored to death too so what can I say.
Jacks
Whew....still no smilies, Den....this is hard!!!!
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
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I just have to say "I am laughing my ass off reading this"!!!
You guys are all soooooooo awesome!!!!!!!
Hey you don't think that the "sense of humor" could be the "common link" in all clusterheads???
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #17 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 11:09am » |
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on Jan 13th, 2004, 10:17am, BruceD wrote:Hey, don't forget about that farse "Big Dan".
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Who the hell is Big Dan? I didn't meet anyone by that name......Oh, wait a minute...you mean "Tiny"....I'll get to him later but it's gonna take some thought. He was a boreass so I'm gonna have to get creative.
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #18 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 11:15am » |
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Yeah and it musta cost you a fortune to buy all them fake tattoos......and drag that poor biker dude out of his trailer to pretend he was a tatt artist.......did ya jus pay him in beer maybe ? Oh and then ya had to rent that fake tatt equiptment from 'Fake jobs are us' equiptment services.......wow the bill is rackein up here. What about that tofu cheesecake I heard about......dam it looked so real tho in the pics. Rox does so good at that fake accent doesn't she and I love cat's cats eye contacts. How many tan'n sessions did Ramone line up to look so tan and fool you all.........Woobies slippers were worn cuz she had size 13 feet and didn't want anyone to know. You guys do a good meet and greet spoof.....and guess what guys.........me and Brad really were there........remember the bums outside the door in the carboard box ? Elaine wasn't really there either and heard she found a real good look alike ta send. Nonea them others have ch either........man you guys are GOOD !!!!! Pam the spoofer poofer
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #19 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 11:18am » |
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
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on Jan 13th, 2004, 11:15am, cootie wrote:| . Rox does so good at that fake accent doesn't she ... |
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Mine is fake....  , and I can't even touch Blake in the accent department....wow, does that man have a drawl (and he looks so cute while doing it). Jean, too, of course, she's got that south Texas twang.... 
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #21 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 11:30am » |
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Thanks, Cootie....that reminds me..
The cheesecake sucked. People only ate it so they didn't hurt Bruce's feelings. He's really bad at making the stuff....but what the hell....anything for a clusterbud (not that any of them really like each other)
As to the pictures of Bruce and his wife. Those were touched up to the max...they really don't look like the perfect Ken & Barbie couple. Not only do they look pitiful but they act awful too. My date, Blake, told me he hated every minute he spent with them....I agreed with him....
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Ya know if you could have kept you head out of the bar, you might have had some fun this weekend, jeeeez what a lush... and crabby too, I only hugged 'cause jonny made me, I'm gonna kick his ass for that, like huggin' a cold broomstick..... yuck..... 
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #23 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 12:21pm » |
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Well now, Thomas.....you NEVER once hugged me that I can remember...of course it's like you say...I did stay drunk all weekend....what the hell, I had to get through the "meet & greet" some way. But I know you're telling a fib....Jonny would never tell you to hug me...we hate each other.
Didn't I just see a post from Roxy?.....sure I did...
Now...everyone told me they couldn't wait for us to meet...that we were gonna love each other. Now there's a crock. I tried but the woman has NO personality. She never ever laughs (well...hardly ever) and when she does it's one of those canned laughs...not contagious at all. I tried to make friends with her but the woman is a cold fish....I did my best.....honest. Actually, I'm not even sure why she was there....women don't get clusters. Musta been there tryin' to pick up men like I was.
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Re: The REAL deal on Iowa......
« Reply #24 on: Jan 13th, 2004, 12:54pm » |
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DUH!.......I don't get it.............LMMFAO! 
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