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Brian_Y
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Day 1
I took the first LARGE dose this morning with coffee and a cigarette. I felt my forehead tingle. Was it Le Beast wanting to negotiate?
Now I have you, you noxious douchebag. No one negotiates with me. No one.
I get in my car and head to work. I notice the sun shimmering off of Lake Murray. Sailboats in dock. A man tossing a tennis ball from the shore for his beloved dog. A warm blanket begins to envelop me. All is right with the world.
I take my second large dose before I eat lunch. At lunch I notice I can't keep my leg from bouncing up and down. I eavesdrop in on a couple of women beside me. One of their husbands has a thing for coprophilia apparently. I cannot stop laughing at this.
As I am at El Chico, I order the Mucho Lunch. For those of you not in the know, the Mucho lunch consists of taco, burrito, enchilada, rice, and re-fried beans. You can re-order whatever you wish at no extra cost. I have more enchilada and burrito. They are good smothered in their cheeses. Melted cheeses.
On my way back to the office, I flip an old lady off for cutting me off while I am trying to merge on to the interstate.
In short, nothing has changed.
I'll update this again tomorrow.
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Re: Brian's Steroid Journal
« Reply #1 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 1:23pm » |
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Ah, coprophilia. Can I just say, Ick. At least my cryptovestiphilia keeps my wife happy...
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Re: Brian's Steroid Journal
« Reply #2 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 3:09pm » |
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I guess I won't mention my lavacultophilia. 
(Yes, that's for you, Fric...)
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 3:16pm » |
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on Dec 30th, 2003, 3:09pm, Hirvimaki wrote:I guess I won't mention my lavacultophilia.
(Yes, that's for you, Fric...)
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 3:20pm » |
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Goddammit, y'all need to stay outta my journal.
Read it, yes. Live it, yes. Weep your vodka soaked tears all over it, but do not post in it.
You very well may be scribbling your drivel all over what could be Old Man and the Sea first edition.
Except no boats and stuff.
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Re: Brian's Steroid Journal
« Reply #5 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 3:34pm » |
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Although the topics on this board are often diffluxive, and I would certainly not wish to appear procacious, I have no idea what sexual peculiarities are represented by cryptovestiphilia and lavacultophilia. They certainly sound mildly obscene. I, on the other hand, am a true blue gynæcomaniac who admires the the most callipygian features of the distaff side. I do, of course, abjure tribades.
P.S.: There are bonus points available for anyone who can use the word, catamidiate, properly in a sentence.
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 3:40pm » |
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When I was a young boy, no more than 11, I found myself a prisoner in the cellar of old man Higgins, catamidiated and broken, my youth a thing of the past.
Now, stay outta my goddamn journal!!!
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 3:54pm » |
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 ...okay all I wanna know is WTF are you all going on about...when I know I promise to stay out of the journal...thanks...
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 3:57pm » |
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on Dec 30th, 2003, 3:54pm, cathy wrote:okay all I wanna know is WTF are you all going on about...when I know I promise to stay out of the journal...thanks...
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that's what I'm trying to figure out Cathy...
Oops Brian... did I stumble upon your journal again?
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Re: Brian's Steroid Journal
« Reply #9 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 4:07pm » |
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Just having a bit of sesquipedalian banter...
But as this topic is filipendulous and cannot take much scorn and as I suffer from catagelophobia, I shall stay out of this personal journal...
Oh, in case you are curious, both my -philias are related to the fact that in my youth I was an ecdysiophile!
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 4:19pm » |
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confusious say 'man with cock in biscuit tin fucken crackers'
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 4:56pm » |
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For a complete translation of these posts please refer to the following website
www.m-w.com
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 4:57pm » |
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ANd THAT is why I love you Donna... LMAO!!!
BUT...
some of these words are not in there.....
but they are here:
http://www.islandnet.com/~egbird/dict/dict.htm
neener neener neener PUCK.
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And THAT is why I love you TOO, Pep!
You've always got my back!
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 5:38pm » |
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on Dec 30th, 2003, 4:19pm, cathy wrote:| confusious say 'man with cock in biscuit tin fucken crackers' |
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confucious also say, man who go through airport terminal sideways, going to Bangkok
Also, what the fuck is everyone flibbertyjibbiting about? I thought this was a sensitive bare your all journal?
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Careful. There are exhibitionists among you...
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EUREKA, that's the missing link we're all oversexed. Sorry for jumping in on "Old Man and the Sea". I'm leaving now.
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« Reply #17 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 7:06pm » |
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I know y'all hate me, but land sakes.
Goddammit, now you'll have to rifle thru all the aforementioned poo poo to get the skinny on my steroid usage. It'll be fun!!
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« Reply #18 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 7:10pm » |
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Hey Brain....I'm listening!!! Please continue your story.
You make me chortle.
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I'll do the balance of my day today tomorrow and do up to THAT point at the same time. Got some CHOICE items which happened in the grocery store this evening.
Suffice it to say the little woman may be doing ALL the shopping by herself henceforth. Ah, yeah. It's good to have the testosterone. So good....
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« Reply #20 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 8:41pm » |
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Eb...this is gonna be a lonnng trip...I jes KNOWS it!
B...ya LBB....keep it coming, man.......
However, I think your Wagnalls is all funked up!
 
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« Reply #21 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 8:59pm » |
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That's IT! I draw the line HERE.
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« Reply #22 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 9:28pm » |
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Good.
I looked up a lot of this crap. Why I have no idea but there's about 10 minutes of life I'll never get back. 
Kill me now....... 
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« Reply #23 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 9:44pm » |
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You know, you could always just ASK... Geez!
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Damn. I knew it.
Not that bright.
Yer right.
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