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Quote of the day
« on: Feb 20th, 2003, 1:58am » |
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"If I buy duct tape the terrorists win."
-Jon Daily (or whatever his name is) The Daily Show
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Re: Quote of the day
« Reply #1 on: Feb 20th, 2003, 2:09am » |
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Re: Quote of the day
« Reply #2 on: Feb 20th, 2003, 2:46am » |
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How about that guy in Ct. who covered the entire outside of his house in plastic like a bubble? 
Talk about paranoia...
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Re: Quote of the day
« Reply #3 on: Feb 20th, 2003, 12:53pm » |
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I get duct tape in the 4-pack size. I've found it is very effective in the fight against terrorism.
Got grandkids?
Ever see a 3 year old struck to the wall?
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Re: Quote of the day
« Reply #4 on: Feb 20th, 2003, 1:22pm » |
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Bob,
I couldn't agree with you more!! Duct tape is an essential parenting tool. It keeps diapers on children, soothers in mouths, and keeps them attached to the leg of the table 
And trust me, the terror of a 100% boy 100% terrible two, would frustrate even bin laden into surrender, and some of the bombs those little buggers drop are far worse than anything biological or chemical on the market!!!!!!!!!!! (specially when enclosed in a vehicle for long trips)
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Re: Quote of the day
« Reply #5 on: Feb 20th, 2003, 1:23pm » |
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Duck tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark and holds the Universe together
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Re: Quote of the day
« Reply #6 on: Feb 20th, 2003, 2:57pm » |
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My chief on board ship referred to it as "200 mile an hour tape" and when I inquired he replied " Because the shit is good to 200 mile an hour." Obviously he loved NASCAR. 
Good to have in the trunk of your car, too.
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Re: Quote of the day
« Reply #7 on: Feb 20th, 2003, 3:15pm » |
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I use duct tape on my testicles to keep them from bouncing around when I jog.
But that's just me!
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Re: Quote of the day
« Reply #8 on: Feb 20th, 2003, 3:33pm » |
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Echo...you just crack me up!!!! ROFLMAO  ;D ;D
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Re: Quote of the day
« Reply #9 on: Feb 20th, 2003, 3:35pm » |
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Echo! That's gotta hurt! 
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Re: Quote of the day
« Reply #10 on: Feb 20th, 2003, 3:37pm » |
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Quote:| I use duct tape on my testicles to keep them from bouncing around when I jog. |
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OUCH!  Are you nuts! Nevermind.
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Echo-
EEEUUUWWWW! TMI< TMI!!!
Have you considered taping your broken ribs with some of that tape? Only part I can't figger out is.....don't the feathers tickle ?????????
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Re: Quote of the day
« Reply #12 on: Feb 20th, 2003, 3:48pm » |
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yes Cathi it does tickle, the downside is the birds seem to get so pissed off about the ordeal.
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From the same site as Fubars link.
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Re: Quote of the day
« Reply #15 on: Feb 20th, 2003, 4:58pm » |
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I hear duct tape works better then going for a bikini wax. YOUCH!!
I guess Echo doesnt have to worry about hair removal anymore.
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I know you guys were kidding about the duct taping kids thing, but this is true.
A teacher in my elementary school almost got fired for putting duct tape on a childs mouth...it caused a rash. Course this was back in the OLD days LOL when I was a kid, so the parents did not sue.
These days that teacher would not only never teach again but would be sued, blued and tattooed! LOL
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