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Please think about your colon health, it could save your life.
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Re: If your aproaching 50
« Reply #1 on: Jan 11th, 2003, 5:01pm » |
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Thanks for the reminder jonny.
I zoomed past 50 and will crash into 56 next month.
I have an appointment in a couple of weeks for my 6th yearly thrill.
I think I'll take the doctor a nice wine and some flowers this time.
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Re: If your aproaching 50
« Reply #2 on: Jan 11th, 2003, 5:07pm » |
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You dont know how glad im 40, when I hit 50 im killing myself.........LMMFYBO!!!! 
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Re: If your aproaching 50
« Reply #3 on: Jan 11th, 2003, 5:12pm » |
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And don't forget to donate your hair and any other healthy, useful organ.
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 11th, 2003, 5:13pm » |
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Hey, Jonny-
Then somebunny's gonna have to shoot me soon......
'course, you're gonna have to catch me first!
Old people ROCK!!!! 
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Re: If your aproaching 50
« Reply #5 on: Jan 11th, 2003, 5:25pm » |
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why did you remind me of that Jonny?badbad
ALMOST 1 year to it
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 11th, 2003, 5:28pm » |
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on Jan 11th, 2003, 5:12pm, Donna wrote:
They will hang this thing in a museum, Donna......LOL ;D
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 11th, 2003, 5:42pm » |
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You hang it in a museum and it SHRIVELS! 
Use it while it's there.
Approaching 60 and loving it all the way!!!!
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Re: If your aproaching 50
« Reply #8 on: Jan 11th, 2003, 7:18pm » |
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on Jan 11th, 2003, 5:28pm, jonny wrote:
They will hang this thing in a museum, Donna......LOL ;D
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Which thing Jonny... ??? 
CathiP...Young people roll!!  well it made me laugh... ;D .. see I make sure I get my greens...LOL
BTW...at 37 years 'young' I guess my colons fine...but maybe i'll get it checked.... just in case.!! 
Cathy.... ;D
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Re: If your aproaching 50
« Reply #9 on: Jan 11th, 2003, 8:02pm » |
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Been there and done that.......at 35! My Father passed away at 46 from colon cancer. Doc says at that age its genetics, so I get the colonoscopy every five years. That's one beast I intend to keep at bay. Cool thing thing my backdoor doctor is the same guy that removed Reagan's polyps! Good conservative American!
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« Reply #10 on: Jan 11th, 2003, 8:15pm » |
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Thanks for this unpleasant reminder. I hate you all.
Actually, now that I'm no longer pushing 50, but pulling it, I have all the attendant worries.....what a joy
Jonny: I'm sure there will be room in the Ringling Brothers museum for any discarded parts. Do they have a museum in Liliput? Just asking
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 11th, 2003, 10:12pm » |
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THAT WAS SO SWEET JONNY... THINKING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES COLONS~~~~ REEBIE... PS HAVE FUN IN AZ...
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« Reply #12 on: Jan 11th, 2003, 10:19pm » |
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Thank you, Ree
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Re: If your aproaching 50
« Reply #13 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 8:29am » |
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Jonny,
Just a quick thanks for taking aim and hitting Michael where it counts , He is on his clear liquid diet today for his colonscopy tommorrow , he was already walking a tightrope of stress and you managed to put knots in it.
Actually that is a very good reminder to all of us , and ladies , dont forget to get your chest crushed , we have to do our part too.
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« Reply #14 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 8:51am » |
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Dont be thinking I sit around and think this shit up, I listen to way to much talk radio. A health guy said the colon line and I thought I would be funny by posting it.
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« Reply #15 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 9:32am » |
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jonny, wow, I've only met you on the net but yer descriptive adjectives pretty much fit... 
I go to the VA hospital remember? Guess ol' Unca Sam is going to literally do to me what he's been doin' to all of us all along! ;D
What else would you sit around doing? Thinking about some artsy-fartsy welding project? LOL!
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Re: If your aproaching 50
« Reply #16 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 10:01am » |
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thanx for reminding all the seniors around here to get a finger shoved up their ass........LOL i'm 37 ;D ...........2late
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« Reply #17 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 12:21pm » |
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Re: If your aproaching 50
« Reply #18 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 12:49pm » |
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Jonny? I beg to differ with you.
You're 39 and 450 days. Linda
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« Reply #19 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 12:55pm » |
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Linda....you are my godesss....
2Late.....your turn is real SOON.....LOL ;D
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Re: If your aproaching 50
« Reply #20 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 3:02pm » |
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Clark just keeps saying that's an exit only orifice.
Guess he has no intention of doin the proctology thing!
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Re: If your aproaching 50
« Reply #21 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 3:05pm » |
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on Jan 12th, 2003, 10:01am, 2late wrote:| thanx for reminding all the seniors around here to get a finger shoved up their ass........LOL i'm 37 ;D ...........2late |
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Finger hell.....I wish. Last time it was the size of a garden hose about three feet long with a video camera on the end! I could have had a copy of the video but it was kinda boring.....same ole shit. ;D
If it wasnt for the Demerol cocktail I would not have enjoyed it near as much. Dont forget the Barium enema for dessert. Ummy.....
I would rather it be my ass than my head anyway......what a strange thread.
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Re: If your aproaching 50
« Reply #22 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 3:29pm » |
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on Jan 12th, 2003, 3:05pm, Mark C wrote:
Finger hell.....I wish. Last time it was the size of a garden hose about three feet long with a video camera on the end! I could have had a copy of the video but it was kinda boring.....same ole shit. ;D
If it wasnt for the Demerol cocktail I would not have enjoyed it near as much. Dont forget the Barium enema for dessert. Ummy.....
I would rather it be my ass than my head anyway......what a strange thread.
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Mark...couldn't agree more...however I have had a similar experience and then the Doc decided for some strange reason he was going to give me a steroid injection up there....well I was okay till he said " you'll just feel a little prick" whats new I thought...LOL ;D
I tried hard not to laugh though cos that hose pipe looked like it was made of a substance that might well break if I squeezed to hard....ha ha
In the UK colon irrigation is all the rage...now that is a hose pipe!!
Cathy...
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« Reply #23 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 5:42pm » |
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I heard people say that the "good life" starts at 50..
If what is described above, is the "good life"..
I am 49 and I ain't fucking moving one day closer to 50 from now on! 
So There!
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Re: If your aproaching 50
« Reply #24 on: Jan 12th, 2003, 5:49pm » |
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Good one marty.
So what you're saying is that you're 49 yrs and and 200 days??? Am I a Goddess now? Linda
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