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BMoneeTheMoneeMan
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Its a conspiracy!!!
« on: May 6th, 2008, 8:46pm » |
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I can't cook dinner!! There's a conspiracy!
One of them sits in front of the fridge and the other sits in front of the stove. What am I posta do?!?!
I get the same hissing sound out of both of them when I tell them to move............
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Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 6th, 2008, 8:56pm » |
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Face it, B. You are the male of the species. You are yesterday's news, relegated to the bottom of the bird cage, a hairball on the carpet of life. You cannot create anything edible from the fridge or on the stove. Accept it. Embrace it. In time you will learn to love it.
Pack her up and go out for tacos.
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Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 6th, 2008, 8:58pm » |
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What Brew said 
My wife cooks all week so I cook on Friday nights. Pizza!
-Dennis-
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Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 6th, 2008, 9:14pm » |
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yep......... the distinct look of, "face it Dad, you're splurgin on pizza tonight" 
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Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
« Reply #4 on: May 6th, 2008, 9:35pm » |
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on May 6th, 2008, 8:56pm, Brew wrote:Face it, B. You are the male of the species. You are yesterday's news, relegated to the bottom of the bird cage, a hairball on the carpet of life. You cannot create anything edible from the fridge or on the stove. Accept it. Embrace it. In time you will learn to love it.
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Pshaw! This from a man who is an excellent cook!
Sorry for outing you dear!
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Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
« Reply #5 on: May 6th, 2008, 9:44pm » |
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She's reading, B. She's reading.
Please don't stop her.
Cook the cat instead.
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Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
« Reply #6 on: May 6th, 2008, 10:10pm » |
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Ok, the Mom in me is coming out...
Simply relocate the reading space to a really comfy overstuffed chair and the cat to the garage for duration of the oven usage.
No one gets hurt, and all are fed a good meal. Problem solved.
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Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
« Reply #7 on: May 6th, 2008, 10:14pm » |
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But did anyone notice the book she is reading to the kitty??? This looks like some real bonding time with her pet, should not disturb it! I'm with others, it's a pizza night!
Charlotte
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Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
« Reply #8 on: May 6th, 2008, 10:21pm » |
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O.K. the Mom in me says this:
When she gets good and hungry, she'll move. Until that time...go in another room, turn on some tunes and have yourself a beer. Problem solved.
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Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
« Reply #9 on: May 6th, 2008, 10:23pm » |
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on May 6th, 2008, 10:21pm, Linda_Howell wrote:
O.K. the Mom in me says this:
When she gets good and hungry, she'll move. Until that time...go in another room, turn on some tunes and have yourself a beer. Problem solved. |
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I think the beer's in the fridge.
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Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
« Reply #10 on: May 6th, 2008, 10:31pm » |
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LMAO. DUH! of course. 
Maybe you should have a glass of wine instead then Brian.
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Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
« Reply #11 on: May 7th, 2008, 8:45am » |
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Daddy, wheres the cat?
How's your chicken sweetie?
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Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
« Reply #12 on: May 7th, 2008, 2:18pm » |
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at least they don't block the front door so you can't come in.
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Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
« Reply #13 on: May 7th, 2008, 3:03pm » |
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B! The kid and the cat look perfectly content...you, on the other hand, have your feathers fluffed! LOL! Face it, dinner's gonna be a bit late tonight....or you're going down to the local junquefood purveryor for takeout...once done, grab a book for yourself, find a spot next to Dianan and read your way to a state of bliss......in your safe, clean, happy home!
And anyone who even THINKS of offing or even throwing that cat ouside will be shot on sight! 
Pleasant hours, PF, B,
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Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
« Reply #14 on: May 7th, 2008, 4:15pm » |
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Your cooking worries are on the back burner for now, that is such a cute picture! Especially with the book she is reading.....cook Taco Bell, that's what my husband cooks for me!
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Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
« Reply #15 on: May 7th, 2008, 6:03pm » |
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Sure makes for a cute 'conspiracy' picture.......
"Bad Kitty" indeed.....
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