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My wife left me and the boys….
« on: Apr 27th, 2008, 1:35pm » |
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This morning when I and the boys got up Marta (my wife) was not to be found
she has left us……………..  some stuff of hers was missing… and a suitcase….
She has left me and the boys alone…… and took the train / plane to Düsseldorf In Germany
for a Trade show (Interpack) 
And now I have to (try) and take care of the 2 brats….. (  ) some thing my training didn’t include
or my expiriens didn’t tech me…. well I wonder how long it will be befor they manage to
get me “on the tree” (  ), they are working hard to do it, but I still manage to keep my self in line, 
It even crossed my head to put 2 studs (Nails) into the wall and hang them, but then I will get
into trouble with Marta, (  ) and she calls every 4 hours to see if the boys are still “living”, that is
how much she trusts me…… I wonder why….
Lukyly it will be over on May 1st.
Michael
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #1 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 1:40pm » |
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Keep your powder dry. Try chains in the closet. It's a good deterant. 
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #2 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 2:00pm » |
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My wife has left me several times....some damned do gooder always brings her back though! 
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PS: NEVER NEVER let the kids see the fear in your heart. 
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #3 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 2:15pm » |
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on Apr 27th, 2008, 2:00pm, Guiseppi wrote:
PS: NEVER NEVER let the kids see the fear in your heart.
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My 2 brats smell it………. like vultures 
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #4 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 2:31pm » |
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Sell the brats and run like hell!
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #5 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 2:40pm » |
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Fer sure don't show them any kindness or compassion. They see that as a weakness.
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #6 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 2:41pm » |
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You stinker, My first reaction on reading this was OH NO.
Only when I got to the end I thought you Little S**T.
You played that one well, hoping you all enjoy your time Mum free, rember to wash the dishes before she gets back though.
Have fun
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #7 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 2:56pm » |
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Several years ago my wife had a chance to ride with some friends to visit her parents, but I couldn't get off work. When I went to church on Sunday a couple of gossips wanted to know if Linda was sick. Knowing their liking to have a good story I just told them that she had gone home to her mother's. They wanted to know if I wasn't upset. I said "No, I even helped her pack."  The next Sunday she was home again, and no sooner had she walked in the door tothe church and about six women surrounded her telling her how happy they were that we were back together! Of course I had "neglected" to mention to her what had happened!
Enjoy the time with the kids. I always have a good time with mine if Linda is gone for a day or two. It just kind of changes the atmosphere around the house for a little bit, but I AM glad to see her home!
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #8 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 3:46pm » |
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I figured out the hard way, I have no idea how to put he dishwasher on….
nor do I know how the stupid washing mashie / dryer work…..
I did get dinner on the table, I do know how to cook, and I got them
on time to sleep…. the Navy way….. Boys do this, and you do it right now!
when mom called they did tell her the house is run like a ship…. navy style…
I even got to watch the race in peace (F1 Race) and NCIS….. and now
Numbers….
How happy Ill be to see her, and I bet the boys will be happy and relived….
Michael
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #9 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 3:57pm » |
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Boy this kind of make you appreciate your wife doesn't it. I haven't tried leaving yet, but my time is coming in July. Even though it's for a short time I can't wait.
Maybe you should have a nice dinner, flowers and a nice bubble bath for her when she gets back.
And remember don't hurt those kids to bad.
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #10 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 6:45pm » |
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #11 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 7:25pm » |
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We hear your cry, Michael, and we'll help in any way we can but please understand that we're not doctors here and certainly don't do diagnoses over the internet.
Nevertheless, it certainly sounds like that dread disease - duster headaches!
It's far more common in women than men (perhaps you're in touch with your feminine self) and commonly manifests in dishphobia, serial hair-pulling and an uncontrollable desire to employ a French maid.
Treatment options are few but the most successful to date involves locking the children in the closet and spending the evening at the nearest pub.
Hope this helps,
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #12 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 8:17pm » |
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #13 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 8:20pm » |
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Oh Hell do what Buddy did when I would go off and leave the kids with him. He did nothing around the house. He took them out for Pizza, and hamburger's, and they watched horror movies. They ate junk food for Breakfast. Then the day before I would get home they straighten up the house. There is a difference between straightening and cleaning. I would Bitch and Moan because the house wasn't clean, but I would give him a big hug and some ...well anyway for being a good dad and making sure the kids had a good time and were ok.
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #14 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 9:07pm » |
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It's male bonding time, my friend.
Pizza, burgers, potato chips, sugary, highly caffeinated soda, action movies, horror movies, burping, farting, scratching - you get the picture. Maybe even go write your names in the snow - in yellow.
I guarantee your boys will remember these times when the guys just got to be guys.
One more thing - clean up after yourselves before Marta gets back.
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #15 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 9:22pm » |
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Damn Michael,
For one who struggles with the English you sure got my ass with this one
Nice job.
Now, don't let them know where the Duct Tape and power tools are. You won't sleep till she gets back otherwise
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #16 on: Apr 27th, 2008, 11:30pm » |
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Navy style eh?
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #17 on: Apr 28th, 2008, 12:33am » |
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Hmm, yeah...
The pizza and burgers and horror movies. And the last-minute house-cleaning.
That hit was uncomfortably close.
Hope you and the kids have a great time, Michael.
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #18 on: Apr 28th, 2008, 1:35am » |
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Michael,
Nice try, but you can't fool me... I stayed with you, Marta, JJ, and Ben, so know your house runs like a fine Swiss watch... I doubt Marta's business trip will pose any problems.
Hmm... Let's see... The boys are already off to school by now so as long as you're off work and home alone... make time for a combat nap.
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #19 on: Apr 28th, 2008, 6:17am » |
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I am not off........ I am at work.....
wonder how the house will look like
when I am back from work.........
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #20 on: Apr 28th, 2008, 6:24am » |
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Brew you ain't right! LOL
And i'm glad the wife is just away for a few days...damn near gave me a heart attack with the first sentence. whew!
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #21 on: Apr 28th, 2008, 7:26am » |
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on Apr 28th, 2008, 6:24am, Langa wrote:
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #22 on: Apr 28th, 2008, 8:10am » |
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I think you'll be fine... Just don't let Marta see this thread when she gets back, just in case...
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #23 on: Apr 28th, 2008, 10:22am » |
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on top off all the „fun“ I was called by school and they
told me to come and get JJ from school, he is sick
I was in the middle of working, and how much I love
to be called in the middle, to drop every thing and run -
Murphy’s Low
So the Pizza that was planed for tonight at a close by restaurant
is off, being pigs is off…. ( I was going to do all the
stuff you have been posting the "man" night / time)
will have to put some food on the table, and for JJ
some sort of “healthy” food…. (so I can send him
to school tomorrow)
and I am left with the dishes…. and the clean up……
on the other hand I will let every thing for Marta to clan….
and I am going to sit and see “Man in trees” on TV
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Re: My wife left me and the boys….
« Reply #24 on: Apr 28th, 2008, 12:36pm » |
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on Apr 28th, 2008, 10:22am, wildhaus wrote:on top off all the „fun“ I was called by school and they
told me to come and get JJ from school, he is sick
I was in the middle of working, and how much I love
to be called in the middle, to drop every thing and run -
Murphy’s Low
So the Pizza that was planed for tonight at a close by restaurant
is off, being pigs is off…. ( I was going to do all the
stuff you have been posting the "man" night / time)
will have to put some food on the table, and for JJ
some sort of “healthy” food…. (so I can send him
to school tomorrow)
and I am left with the dishes…. and the clean up……
on the other hand I will let every thing for Marta to clan….
and I am going to sit and see “Man in trees” on TV
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