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Kevin_M
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Re: Why can't I own a Canadian?
« Reply #1 on: Apr 26th, 2008, 5:51am » |
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Canadians sacrifice their beer and sell it into slavery to us. When placed in the refrigerator, it is soon cleaned out. Accompanys us to the living room staying within arms length to keep our throats washed down so we can laugh and yell louder at the TV. They are always bought and sold over pool games at the bar. And they exercise us hourly making sure short walks to the bathroom are taken but they seem neglectful helping to lift the toilet seat.
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Re: Why can't I own a Canadian?
« Reply #2 on: Apr 26th, 2008, 8:25am » |
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Phwoarrrr... I'm buying me a Mountie 
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Re: Why can't I own a Canadian?
« Reply #3 on: Apr 26th, 2008, 9:02am » |
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on Apr 26th, 2008, 8:25am, LeLimey wrote:Phwoarrrr... I'm buying me a Mountie
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Do you realize how many ways I could spin that statement  !
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Re: Why can't I own a Canadian?
« Reply #4 on: Apr 26th, 2008, 10:40am » |
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on Apr 26th, 2008, 8:25am, LeLimey wrote:Phwoarrrr... I'm buying me a Mountie
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and just where do you plan on keeping him?
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Re: Why can't I own a Canadian?
« Reply #5 on: Apr 26th, 2008, 10:57am » |
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Re: Why can't I own a Canadian?
« Reply #6 on: Apr 26th, 2008, 11:14am » |
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on Apr 26th, 2008, 10:40am, Paul98 wrote:
and just where do you plan on keeping him?
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Well I thought we could keep him in the barn 'cos they're used to the cold and hardship and then he could do all the digging and planting etc and we could have more time just for us! Howzat for a plan?! 
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Re: Why can't I own a Canadian?
« Reply #7 on: Apr 26th, 2008, 1:06pm » |
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Excellent find, Nani!! I have a few people who need to read it....
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Re: Why can't I own a Canadian?
« Reply #8 on: Apr 26th, 2008, 6:34pm » |
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I bought them all!!! All the midget ones and stuck them on my refrigerator!!! 
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Re: Why can't I own a Canadian?
« Reply #9 on: Apr 26th, 2008, 7:09pm » |
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Why can't I own a Canadian?
I'm not sure why I'm laughing, but that is sooo funny!
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