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AussieBrian
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Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
« on: Apr 5th, 2008, 6:16am » |
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Truly, judge, I never knew she was dead. I thought she was English.
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Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
« Reply #1 on: Apr 5th, 2008, 6:35am » |
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Well, that ought to stir the pot. 
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Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
« Reply #2 on: Apr 5th, 2008, 8:22am » |
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Oh George you don't have to worry, Aussie Brian is quite safe. 
It's a well known fact that English women do appear dead to Aussie men, it's the stench you see.. get within 6 foot of one and youll pass out from olafactory traumatic stress.
It's gotten so bad that there have now been a deluge of cases reported where English women are passing out when they see a picture of Russell Crowe 
Brian has my absolute sympathy. The poor bloke is only trying to be friendly but it just doesn't wash 
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Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
« Reply #3 on: Apr 5th, 2008, 5:32pm » |
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on Apr 5th, 2008, 6:35am, George_J wrote:Well, that ought to stir the CAULDRON
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There you go George, fix it for ya 
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Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
« Reply #4 on: Apr 5th, 2008, 6:40pm » |
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Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
« Reply #5 on: Apr 5th, 2008, 7:53pm » |
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on Apr 5th, 2008, 8:22am, LeLimey wrote:| It's a well known fact that English women do appear dead to Aussie men.... |
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And if all of England's witches were laid end to end, I doubt anyone would be particularly surprised.
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Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
« Reply #6 on: Apr 5th, 2008, 7:59pm » |
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If they hold still and don't run away....I'm good with that.
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Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
« Reply #7 on: Apr 5th, 2008, 8:02pm » |
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on Apr 5th, 2008, 7:59pm, M.R. wrote:Well
If they hold still and don't run away....I'm good with that.
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Always raising the bar, eh Mike?
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Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
« Reply #8 on: Apr 5th, 2008, 8:08pm » |
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hey, my mother was english.!!! lol . i speak english.! lol where is the love?? coach bill
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Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
« Reply #9 on: Apr 5th, 2008, 8:26pm » |
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on Apr 5th, 2008, 7:53pm, AussieBrian wrote:
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.... it wouldn't be by an Australian and that's a fact! 
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Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
« Reply #10 on: Apr 5th, 2008, 8:51pm » |
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on Apr 5th, 2008, 8:26pm, LeLimey wrote:| it wouldn't be by an Australian... |
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Ah, but we're the true patriots, LeLimey, because we left England for England's own good. It was only those who weren't actually convicted of their crimes who remained behind to freeze and drink hot beer.
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Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
« Reply #11 on: Apr 5th, 2008, 9:33pm » |
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If water can be deadly to a witch, wouldnt hot beer to one with CH be .... detrimental ?
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