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Guts or Balls ??????
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ' 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death. 
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Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
« Reply #1 on: Mar 27th, 2008, 9:56pm » |
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on Mar 27th, 2008, 9:51pm, Sean_C wrote:
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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May not be that bad ! It depends a bit on the exclusion clause of the insurance policy, maybe only permanent disability ?
 
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 8:23am » |
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Let it be known that a Darwin Award will be arriving after this to honor another brainless sap who's done us the favor of taking themselves out of the gene pool.
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Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
« Reply #3 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 8:25am » |
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on Mar 27th, 2008, 9:51pm, Sean_C wrote:Guts or Balls ??????
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
« Reply #4 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 9:50am » |
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on Mar 27th, 2008, 9:51pm, Sean_C wrote:Guts or Balls ??????
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ' 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
« Reply #5 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 12:28pm » |
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Oh right! as if Sean would have the guts OR the balls to actually show his wife that he posted this. LMAO
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Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
« Reply #6 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 1:01pm » |
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I'll just have to email her then
Sorry Seanie, you know I love you but it's a discipline thing!
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Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
« Reply #7 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 3:14pm » |
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on Mar 28th, 2008, 1:01pm, LeLimey wrote:I'll just have to email her then
Sorry Seanie, you know I love you but it's a discipline thing! |
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LMAO please don't
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Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
« Reply #8 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 3:28pm » |
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I know what you're thinking. Did she send an email or didn't she?
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as I'm the meanest meany in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
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Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
« Reply #9 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 3:35pm » |
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on Mar 28th, 2008, 3:28pm, LeLimey wrote:I know what you're thinking. Did she send an email or didn't she?
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as I'm the meanest meany in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
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ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Put the horns away LMAO!!!!!!!! NOW LOL 
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Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
« Reply #10 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 3:49pm » |
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on Mar 28th, 2008, 3:28pm, LeLimey wrote:I know what you're thinking. Did she send an email or didn't she?
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as I'm the meanest meany in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
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Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
« Reply #11 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 4:04pm » |
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on Mar 27th, 2008, 9:51pm, Sean_C wrote:| slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.'' |
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LMMFAO!!!!!!  
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Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
« Reply #12 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 4:47pm » |
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Gordon would end up without guts or balls after any of those statements.
And Lelimey is right...it's a discipline thing. 
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Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
« Reply #13 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 5:57pm » |
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Quote:| ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'' |
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She'd be flying somewhere.
"Ok hun, I'll just go jump in the stewing kettle."
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