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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #1 on: Mar 25th, 2008, 12:49pm » |
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Assault and battery with a dead weapon! 
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #2 on: Mar 25th, 2008, 1:51pm » |
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Ok, it's official, I'm washed up.
A 93 year old man gets more action than I do.
Time to downsize to a twin bed and decorate my room with hand rails. Trade in my heals for orthopedic shoes and invest in Depends... 
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #3 on: Mar 25th, 2008, 2:08pm » |
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That story makes me wonder why under-cover female cops would be "giving him the eye" and coming on to him, in the first place to trick him into soliciting them.
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #4 on: Mar 25th, 2008, 2:30pm » |
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Careful Linda, the feminists will eat you alive if you were to insinuate that looking at a man qualifies as "asking for it!"
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #5 on: Mar 25th, 2008, 3:46pm » |
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Personally I think they should give him a round of applause for being young at heart!
It makes me feel ashamed to be a Brit I can tell you. There is obviously far less crime over there than here that the police have to look for saucy nonagenerians to prosecute as you have so little other "more important" crime. 
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #6 on: Mar 25th, 2008, 4:12pm » |
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on Mar 25th, 2008, 3:46pm, LeLimey wrote:Personally I think they should give him a round of applause for being young at heart!
It makes me feel ashamed to be a Brit I can tell you. There is obviously far less crime over there than here that the police have to look for saucy nonagenerians to prosecute as you have so little other "more important" crime. |
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Quite the contrary Helen! The place is rampent with sex crazed nonagenarians...centurians too! The streets aren't safe I tell you! This is why we put our finest officers in blue (pantyhose) to go out and round up these scoundrals and throw the book at them (perhaps a depends or too as well) and lock them away for a good long time so they learn the error of their ways.
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #7 on: Mar 25th, 2008, 4:22pm » |
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Anybody read the comments? They are hilarious. Here are a few.
Sex at 93 must be like shooting pool with a rope.
That is like charging someone with battery in a pillow fight. Nothing hard enough to do any harm.
What's the charge? Assault with a dead weapon.
At 93, the only use for Viagra is to get stiff enough to keep from pi$$ing on your shoes
Two twin brothers both about 93 years old.
One come home and says he met the 17 year old girl, they were in love and were going to get married. He wanted his twinn brother to be his best man.
Well his brother was furious, and said " Are you crazy. You can 't marry a 17 yr. old girl that would make no sense.
The other brother said I don't care, I love her and I'm going to marry her,
The other brother made one last attempt to convince his brother not to marry, he said " If you marry the girl it could mean instant death. Do you really want that?
The other brother said "Well if She Dies, She Dies".
Posted by ( Bentnail ) on March 25, 2008 at 11:15 a.m. ( Suggest removal )
That happened to me once...I was so excited about being propositioned, I about burned up the motor on my scooter getting home for my Viagra.I took 12 of them and smoked some serious volts getting back...She was gone !!! Hence, my User name.
I think you're all missing the moral of the story here... There is a lot to be learned from a 93 year old pervert...
When picking up a prostitute, negotiate a price upfront and then promise to come back a few hours later to consummate the deal. They can't charge you because they can't prove you actually planned to come back.
With age comes wisdom.
If it was me I'd plead "GUILTY" and demand an extended prison sentence. Free room and board, medical care and funeral expenses beats living in a nursing home. In addition, my fellow inmates would surely admire me.
Here; hold my cane.
Ummm, that's not my cane.
Did he ask for senior discount?
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #8 on: Mar 25th, 2008, 4:24pm » |
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Hey Paul, why are their Romans in Manatee county?
"centurians too! "
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #9 on: Mar 25th, 2008, 4:36pm » |
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on Mar 25th, 2008, 4:24pm, deltadarlin wrote:Hey Paul, why are their Romans in Manatee county?
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Because dirty old men are Roman all over looking for trim 
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #10 on: Mar 25th, 2008, 5:07pm » |
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on Mar 25th, 2008, 3:46pm, LeLimey wrote:Personally I think they should give him a round of applause for being young at heart!
It makes me feel ashamed to be a Brit I can tell you. There is obviously far less crime over there than here that the police have to look for saucy nonagenerians to prosecute as you have so little other "more important" crime. |
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Exactly. What a waste of time and incredible stupidity to prosecute him for this. Come to think of it, prosecuting anyone for this is ridiculous. Fine them. We need the money. 
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #11 on: Mar 25th, 2008, 5:08pm » |
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I was more concerned that these 92-93 years olds are still driving on the roads ! They can do a lot more damages with their wheels than with their .... err... you know what ! 
Especially when their eyes werent kept on the roads but wandering the sidewalks looking for buxom women
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #12 on: Mar 25th, 2008, 6:23pm » |
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Quote:although he does not deny stopping to chat with the "good-looking girl" who made eyes at him and turned out to be an undercover officer.
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So please tell me then occifer Joe...what goes on in a undercover prostitution ring then? Isn't that what an under-cover cop would do? Make eyes at a man and then wait for him to proposition her at which time she shows him her badge?
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #13 on: Mar 25th, 2008, 6:29pm » |
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They stand there and look pretty. If she offers sex for money, it's entrapment, illegal. The male must request a specific sex act, and offer money in return. It's all tape recorded. So if any of your friends ever tell you it was all a "big mis-understanding!!!"...they are lying to you!!
So yes, they dress sexy, and yes they eye the men! If the men hit on them, it's perfectly legal.......but as soon as it's money for this or that...then they get arrested!
By no means am I taking a stand for or against the prosecution of victimless crimes. Please remember, the people we elect make the laws, the police are required to enforce them!
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #14 on: Mar 25th, 2008, 8:04pm » |
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man i'll be lucky if i can find my car keys at 93 let alone have any kind of sex life.
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #15 on: Mar 25th, 2008, 8:20pm » |
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on Mar 25th, 2008, 8:04pm, outofcommission wrote:| man i'll be lucky if i can find my car keys at 93 let alone have any kind of sex life. |
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That's his problem Commish... No sex life LOL
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #16 on: Mar 26th, 2008, 8:19am » |
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on Mar 25th, 2008, 4:36pm, Paul98 wrote:
Because dirty old men are Roman all over looking for trim
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Touche!
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #17 on: Mar 26th, 2008, 8:35am » |
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, hope this is me at 93. andrew.
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #18 on: Mar 26th, 2008, 6:23pm » |
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The dude is just trying to help the economy.
He's retired and has made his money, he then invests in a young ladies time, she then spends some of her profit to buy condoms, the condom people make a profit buy selling to her.................it's the American way!
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #19 on: Mar 27th, 2008, 11:13am » |
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Well, I guess we can all rest easier tonight.
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #20 on: Mar 27th, 2008, 3:20pm » |
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That's it....Recession will be over. Unlock the doors to the homes and let all the aging population out on the streets using the wheel chair ramps and other help provided and have them spending their saving on the "company" of younger companions. Why haven't any of the Presidential candidates thought of this yet?
With the aging population.....yikes! The coffers will be overflowing. Especially if they can tax the escorts.
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Re: "hard" evidence???
« Reply #21 on: Mar 27th, 2008, 4:48pm » |
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I did read the comments! They were hysterical!
This, folks, is Manatee County, FL. I hope I don't offend any of you, but the government in this county is anal retentive!
I have dealt with them on issues other than prostitution, and found that they are a bunch of bean counters, holier than thou believers, rigid in their ordinances (leaving not one centimeter of space saying "maybe we could adjust slighly, given the circumstances".
So they are prosecuting two 93 year old men.
I say, GO GUYS! Have a ball while it lasts.
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