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so i decide to get a massage yesterday.......
« on: Mar 20th, 2008, 12:52pm » |
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in an attempt to relax........... i'm laying on the table, doing a good job of relaxing, when the massage therapist comes in and starts to work on me........she then says, "how long have you had than nose ring?"(i have a little diamond i got last year for my 50th b'day).i said 8 mths, why? she says, "WELL, IT PROBABLY IS THE REASON FOR YOUR CLUSTER HEADACHES! HUH? i SAY ."WELL SHE SAYS THERE ARE SO MANY CHANNELS IN YOUR BODY AND THAT COULD BE CHANNELLING YOUR HEADACHES!!!" ok, deb calm down..............i say i dont believe it has anything to do with it......just be quiet and work on my tension!!!!!!!!!!! DID I EVEN ASK FOR YOUR OPINION!!!!! the things that people say! gotta laff about it................
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« Reply #1 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 12:57pm » |
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Wow... That's all I can say...
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 1:12pm » |
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 1:13pm » |
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Good one to add to the stupidest things people say that "help" with our cluster headaches.
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« Reply #4 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 1:16pm » |
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Unbelievable...........amazing how many experts on clusterheadaches are out there. Should have asked her where she got her medical degreee.....
I would have been unable to relax after that. 
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 1:20pm » |
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on Mar 20th, 2008, 1:16pm, midwestbeth wrote:Unbelievable...........amazing how many experts on clusterheadaches are out there. Should have asked her where she got her medical degreee.....
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No shit! I would have risen from the table, said something akin to "You and I are most regretably not on the same wavelength," and demanded my money back.
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 1:34pm » |
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well, couldnt ask for money back since son had given me gift certificate.................i actually did real well in dismissing her damn ignorance, and wont be a chance in hell i would go back to her! she's right up there with the woman who told me to have a colon cleansing!!!!LMAO
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 1:35pm » |
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Whilst I don't have nose a piercing I do pick my nose a lot, could be blocking my channels...........I've had dumber theories!!!!!
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Re: so i decide to get a massage yesterday.......
« Reply #8 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 1:38pm » |
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on Mar 20th, 2008, 1:34pm, debOUCH wrote:| well, couldnt ask for money back since son had given me gift certificate.................i actually did real well in dismissing her damn ignorance, and wont be a chance in hell i would go back to her! she's right up there with the woman who told me to have a colon cleansing!!!!LMAO |
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Geez - where do you find these people??
Two encounters like you've described and I'd retire to the basement for awhile. At least there no one second guesses your medical history . . . .
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Re: so i decide to get a massage yesterday.......
« Reply #9 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 1:48pm » |
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on Mar 20th, 2008, 1:38pm, Mosaicwench wrote:
Two encounters like you've described and I'd retire to the basement for awhile. At least there no one second guesses your medical history . . . . |
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Pat, u must not have heard. Basements are the cause of cluster headaches. If you buy a house with no basement, no more clusters!!!
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 1:50pm » |
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So, when's the for sale sign go out?
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« Reply #11 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 1:51pm » |
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Was she cute? 
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« Reply #12 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 1:58pm » |
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hahahahaha ....ROFL>>>jimmers!!! funny u should mention that.......liitle bit on me...i am a 50yr old woman who loves men, tho i have short hair and a nose ring.............i believe she may have "kinda liked me" if you know what i mean!!!! going back to my regular massage therapist next time i want a massage!!!! i did have a PF nite last night, with the damn nose ring in!!!!!!
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Re: so i decide to get a massage yesterday.......
« Reply #13 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 2:03pm » |
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on Mar 20th, 2008, 1:51pm, jimmers wrote:Was she cute?
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 Jimmers, looking for the punch line to a cute Dumb Blonde joke??
Hope y'all know if U blow u'r nose too hard you'll expell u'r brains. And that never did a thing for my clusters either.
Now just a dumber than before clusterhead. 
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« Reply #14 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 2:25pm » |
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That's it!! That's the cure to CHs!!!
We all have to blow our noses really, really hard to expel our screwed up hypothalamus.
Problem solved!!!
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Re: so i decide to get a massage yesterday.......
« Reply #15 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 2:45pm » |
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Ok, if that caused your ch, what about the rest of us don't have nose rings???
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« Reply #16 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 2:54pm » |
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on Mar 20th, 2008, 2:25pm, cynjeep89 wrote:That's it!! That's the cure to CHs!!!
We all have to blow our noses really, really hard to expel our screwed up hypothalamus.
Problem solved!!!
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« Reply #17 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 3:16pm » |
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on Mar 20th, 2008, 2:45pm, sandie99 wrote:Ok, if that caused your ch, what about the rest of us don't have nose rings???
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« Reply #18 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 4:41pm » |
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Well duh - you should all know by now that when you use your magic mask (O2) you blow the custard monster out of your nose.
I'd trust Jaspers' theories over these other "experts" any day of the week LOL
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on Mar 20th, 2008, 4:41pm, LeLimey wrote:Well duh - you should all know by now that when you use your magic mask (O2) you blow the custard monster out of your nose.
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« Reply #20 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 4:51pm » |
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At least HIS six year old mind is in a six year old BODY 
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« Reply #21 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 5:06pm » |
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Quote:| WELL SHE SAYS THERE ARE SO MANY CHANNELS IN YOUR BODY AND THAT COULD BE CHANNELLING YOUR HEADACHES!!! |
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I'd be tempted to create new channel in her butt with my foot. 
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« Reply #22 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 5:47pm » |
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on Mar 20th, 2008, 1:48pm, BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote:
Pat, u must not have heard. Basements are the cause of cluster headaches. If you buy a house with no basement, no more clusters!!!
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Re: so i decide to get a massage yesterday.......
« Reply #23 on: Mar 20th, 2008, 6:23pm » |
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on Mar 20th, 2008, 1:38pm, Mosaicwench wrote:
Geez - where do you find these people??
Two encounters like you've described and I'd retire to the basement for awhile. At least there no one second guesses your medical history . . . . |
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DONT KNOW.............but i do seem to be a magnet!! I live on Long Island, so maybe that's it?????????LMAO
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Re: so i decide to get a massage yesterday.......
« Reply #24 on: Mar 21st, 2008, 6:51am » |
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No Deb -- stupid people are EVERYWHERE - just everywhere.
A few years back, I was in the pits of a BAD cycle and tried to get an IRS audit rescheduled because I was not able to make sense about that time. The auditor refused to reschedule and I had to have someone "drive" me over there for it. She got real cute with me and told me I just needed to soak my feet in hot water - that's what "her" son did. I got hit during the audit and told her we HAD to reschedule (I was at about a 9) and she got really cute about it and said the "wrong" thing.
I threw a file at her and told her to do her damnest that I was leaving and going home and get her FIRED! I did and she's no longer with the IRS.
So I'll soak my feet and you take out your nose ring and we'll be CURED!!! It's just that simple - don't know why someone hasn't told us about this sooner!!!! Oh well, I'm off to blow my nose now....
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