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2 years on the toilet?
« on: Mar 13th, 2008, 8:47am » |
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And I thought my wife spent a lot of time in the bathroom.
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Quote:| WICHITA, Kan. — Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years. |
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Quote:| Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. |
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Quote:| "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself." |
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #1 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 9:13am » |
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WTF?
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #2 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 10:21am » |
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That is weird, why did she stay on the toilet for 2 years.
How could you have um physical relations?
Strange. 
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #3 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 10:46am » |
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on Mar 13th, 2008, 10:21am, Angie wrote:That is weird, why did she stay on the toilet for 2 years.
How could you have um physical relations?
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Thanks for ruining my lunch! 
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #4 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 11:31am » |
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Her Dr. started her on Verapamil and she was sitting there waiting for her daily dump??? 
But two years???   
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #5 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 11:42am » |
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I wonder if the surgical procedures have a chapter on toilet seat removal?
Maybe youtube will have the film.
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #6 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 11:47am » |
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on Mar 13th, 2008, 10:21am, Angie wrote:That is weird, why did she stay on the toilet for 2 years.
How could you have um physical relations?
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Immobility perhaps?
As far as physical relations....Same reason.
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #7 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 11:47am » |
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I feel like I've spent the last year on the loo - the poor old bag has my sympathy!
I have to say though - this tops Chuck's toilet tale doesn't it?! 
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #8 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 11:49am » |
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Oh thank you for that Paul - I REALLY needed to see that mind you - I'll bet it's put more than a few off their lunch 
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #9 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 11:52am » |
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on Mar 13th, 2008, 11:49am, LeLimey wrote:| Oh thank you for that Paul - I REALLY needed to see that mind you - I'll bet it's put more than a few off their lunch |
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Your most welcome.
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #10 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 11:56am » |
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Just you wait until YOU next want to go to the toilet sweetiepie - they won't be calling you badass for nothing 
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #11 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 12:00pm » |
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2 years???? Did she have a fridge and TV in there as well...?
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #12 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 12:09pm » |
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Okay, so I didn't want to think about this after seeing the story last night. But, being the bathroom cleaner in my household, my mind went to ...... well you know where it went.... How were thy cleaning that little toilet? Obviously they weren't, so again, my mind starts to go where it shouldn't.
Insanity is a really bad thing.
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #13 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 12:09pm » |
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Thanks alot Paul -- good grief that was NASTY!
I wonder if one of the surgical team members will smuggle that seat out of the OR and put it on Ebay?
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #14 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 12:13pm » |
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on Mar 13th, 2008, 12:09pm, echo wrote:Thanks alot Paul -- good grief that was NASTY!
I wonder if one of the surgical team members will smuggle that seat out of the OR and put it on Ebay? |
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At least they had clothes on
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #15 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 3:28pm » |
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Yet another reason I hate being associated with Kansas....first it was the fucking dog Toto and now this....
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #16 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 3:33pm » |
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on Mar 13th, 2008, 11:47am, Paul98 wrote:
Steph, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. This is WAAAAAYYYY beyond Kansas. In fact, just under that pink stripe on the right - I think I see Wichita.
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #17 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 3:41pm » |
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on Mar 13th, 2008, 3:33pm, brewcrew wrote:
Steph, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. This is WAAAAAYYYY beyond Kansas. In fact, just under that pink stripe on the right - I think I see Wichita.
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Hate to do this to you Bro but that pink stripe on the right............It's part of a thong
Take a crowbar and try and pry that mental immage out of your head!
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« Reply #18 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 3:45pm » |
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No kiddin'? I thought it was a relief map.
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #19 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 3:50pm » |
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on Mar 13th, 2008, 3:41pm, Paul98 wrote:
Hate to do this to you Bro but that pink stripe on the right............It's part of a thong
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Oh, you sick bastard .
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #20 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 3:50pm » |
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on Mar 13th, 2008, 11:47am, Paul98 wrote:
How many twinkies a day do you think it takes to maintain an as s like that?
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #21 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 4:07pm » |
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on Mar 13th, 2008, 3:50pm, echo wrote:How many twinkies a day do you think it takes to maintain an as s like that?
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Maintain or achieve?
Maintain = 3 doz. or so
Achieve = 3 doz. or so plus dozens and dozens of Ho-Ho's, Ding-Dong's, Suzy-Q's, and Fruit Pies.
Wait - Fruit Pies actually contain some redeeming food.
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #22 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 4:10pm » |
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on Mar 13th, 2008, 3:50pm, echo wrote:
How many twinkies a day do you think it takes to maintain an as s like that?
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Wich a$$? the left one, right one or the one in the middle?
What do you think is going through the chair manufacturer's mind right now?
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #23 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 4:19pm » |
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on Mar 13th, 2008, 4:10pm, Paul98 wrote:
Wich a$$? the left one, right one or the one in the middle?
What do you think is going through the chair manufacturer's mind right now?
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They're going through their rolodex, calling their insurance guy and just checking their coverage.
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Re: 2 years on the toilet?
« Reply #24 on: Mar 13th, 2008, 4:30pm » |
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on Mar 13th, 2008, 4:10pm, Paul98 wrote:What do you think is going through the chair manufacturer's mind right now?
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Marketing testimonial?
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