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AussieBrian
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A bottle of prevention...
« on: Mar 6th, 2008, 9:07pm » |
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Must surely be better than a 6-pack of cure and so, purely because I care so much for all human-kind, I did some deep and serious research in the pub yesterday arvo and the answer is all in the statistics.
Over the years, thousands of people have variously brought beer to my house, or sent it, and not a one of them has gone on to develop this nightmare we endure. Not even those who've magnanimously bought the extra round when it was my turn have suffered so much as a Kip1!
So here's your chance, folks, to immunise your loved ones in advance!!!
Be the first one on your block to be able to yell from the roof-tops "I love my family so much I've sent beer vouchers to Australia so the beast can never knock upon their door!!!"
But wait, there's more. Send this post to six of your friends and given the magic of the Weird Wired World we could even eliminate this scourge from the face of the earth.
Get in now, strike while the beer is cold, and it's full steam ahead towards our cure!!!
Posted only because I care,
Brian the dry.
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Redd
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Re: A bottle of prevention...
« Reply #1 on: Mar 6th, 2008, 9:26pm » |
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Ok you....
Sounds like it's time to rally up the troups and arm for full battle.
Here's to a Kookaburra on your shoulder to help fight the Beast...(and bring you gumdrops of the candy sort)
Take the Albino with you dear...I have a good feeling about it's influance for you.
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George_J
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Re: A bottle of prevention...
« Reply #2 on: Mar 7th, 2008, 1:36am » |
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I'd imagine those beer vouchers are just rolling in about now. 
Be assured that there are always a good number of cold Northwest microbrews chilling in the fridge for any Aussie who might wonder up around Idaho one day for a bit of trout fishing.
Cheers!
George
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
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