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ClusterChuck
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Poor Herman
« on: Mar 1st, 2008, 11:13pm » |
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Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought
his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio
table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started
talking to him. "Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me?
I bought it with the insurance money!"
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said,
"Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it
with the insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in
the ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me?
Bought it too, with the insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Herman,
remember that blow job I promised you?" "Here it comes"
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Kevin_M
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Re: Poor Herman
« Reply #1 on: Mar 1st, 2008, 11:22pm » |
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Aww, so sweet. She kept her promise.
Blah though. A mouthful of ashes??? 
Not right now honey, I'm a little burnt out.
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Re: Poor Herman
« Reply #2 on: Mar 2nd, 2008, 4:13pm » |
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 , a woman scorned ! ! andrew.
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Re: Poor Herman
« Reply #3 on: Mar 2nd, 2008, 5:05pm » |
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Too bad Herman that you had to die and get cremated to get a little action going on the patio table....
Ray
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