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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #1 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 12:30am » |
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This is what I got
Saulutasions mourtle beyng, i kum to yew from beond the graive. Yer awtomattik riting needz a spellchekr.
The Beyondness didnt know my normal riting needs a spellchecker even more desperately!
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #2 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 1:03am » |
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I got:
"This is your great great great grandmother. I watch over you day and night, but do you care? You never call, you never write. It's like I don't exist!"
Well--ggg grandmom.....you don't.  Have a nice day.
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #3 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 4:19am » |
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This is what I got... LMAO!
I am Lord Oberon of the planet Anthrophile. We have been helping you earthlings since prehistoric times. We taught you the secrets of fire and the wheel. We built the pyramids and stonehenge. I'm here to collect on the debt. You've sure accumulated a lot of interest!
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #4 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 5:49am » |
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Is there anybody out there? Hello? They told me I could use this *&%^$@ machine to communicate with my living decendants, but I can't tell if I'm clicking on the right buttons
About right for me don't you think... I would get a computer idiot  from the great beyond......
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #5 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 7:54am » |
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This is a message from your higher self. You are one with the universe, dude. You are cosmic. You are sooo, like, cool. I love you, lower self, I really do.
See, I knew I was cool 
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #6 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 8:25am » |
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This is your spirit guide Chief Kumon Koakie ('Dances with Sailors'). You are a spiritual warrior. You must fight for the right to Party.
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #7 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 9:11am » |
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Here's what I got:
This is a message from your higher self. You are one with the universe, dude. You are cosmic. You are sooo, like, cool. I love you, lower self, I really do.
Very similar with what Gena got, hmm...
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #8 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 9:16am » |
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My message was this:
This is the Glorious Saint Pertrude of the Bracken Waters. Please share my message with all mankind. Jesus is coming. Look busy.
Rather strange did not know Jesus had sex.
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #9 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 9:22am » |
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Here's mine:
"Hey, sorry to bother you. Normally I wouldn't dream of asking for money from a stranger. It's just that I didn't know I needed to have coins on me when I was buried. I told the ferryman dude that one of my relatives would pay him on the otherside, but he insists on cash in advance."
Ohforpetesake, dead people! 
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #10 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 9:26am » |
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This is what I got.....LMAO!
Aarrgh, enternal torment and damnation! Oh, the pain, the pain. Woe is me! I'm stuck in heaven with Pat Robertson as a roommate.
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #11 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 12:18pm » |
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I got this:
Sultry days and nights. Really HOT nude bodies. Having a blazing time in the afterlife. Wish you were here.
I guess hell is not that bad after all 
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #12 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 12:43pm » |
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Hey, sorry to bother you. Normally I wouldn't dream of asking for money from a stranger. It's just that I didn't know I needed to have coins on me when I was buried. I told the ferryman dude that one of my relatives would pay him on the otherside, but he insists on cash in advance.
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #13 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 1:02pm » |
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"I am your guardian Angel. I guide you and protect you and keep you from harm. Do me a favour and go get some exercise or even some sleep. You've been at that computer way too long! . . . Great - I have an English Guardian Angel!
and I tried it once more just for grins . . . .
"Didn't anybody warn you that those who dabble in the occult are forever damned? Oh well, too late now. I look forward to meeting you down here someday."
Ok - just one more time!
"I don't care what you said at the funeral. I know what you were thinking. Just wait till we meet again, deary. I've got a bone to pick with you!"
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #14 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 1:12pm » |
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I am a lost soul, condemned to wander the earth forever. They won't let me walk into the light because of things I have done in real world. Nor may I go down to the fire place cause I wasnt that bad of a person. Please help me please help me go on to the clouds and stars above.
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #15 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 1:42pm » |
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on Feb 26th, 2008, 9:16am, NJRik wrote:My message was this:
This is the Glorious Saint Pertrude of the Bracken Waters. Please share my message with all mankind. Jesus is coming. Look busy.
Rather strange did not know Jesus had sex. |
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #16 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 1:44pm » |
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on Feb 26th, 2008, 7:54am, Gena wrote:This is a message from your higher self. You are one with the universe, dude. You are cosmic. You are sooo, like, cool. I love you, lower self, I really do.
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But did you know you were a dude?
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #17 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 1:47pm » |
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This really made me laugh
Hi there, Satan here. You may have heard about me on smash hit TV shows like the 700 Club and Billy Graham's Really Big Sermon. I'm hoping to interest you in the best selling product ever. Call 1-900-SEXYSIN now for a special offer.
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #18 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 1:47pm » |
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Aarrgh, enternal torment and damnation! Oh, the pain, the pain. Woe is me! I'm stuck in heaven with Pat Robertson as a roommate.
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #19 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 1:48pm » |
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on Feb 26th, 2008, 9:16am, NJRik wrote:
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Depends on which doctrine you follow........
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #20 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 2:00pm » |
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I am your guardian Angel. I guide you and protect you and keep you from harm. Do me a favour and go get some exercise or even some sleep. You've been at that computer way too long! - Great that I have an English Guardian Angel!
I did it three times and got the same answer
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #21 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 2:30pm » |
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I don't care what you said at the funeral. I know what you were thinking. Just wait till we meet again, deary. I've got a bone to pick with you!
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #22 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 6:19pm » |
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #23 on: Feb 26th, 2008, 7:59pm » |
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I believe and you will to after you read mine!
Saulutasions mourtle beyng, i kum to yew from beond the graive. Yer awtomattik riting needz a spellchekr.
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Re: Communicate with the beyond....
« Reply #24 on: Feb 27th, 2008, 8:55pm » |
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I got:
"I have a message from a friend who has passed over: Meow, meeoow. Broop. Roop? Mew. Rrroww. Hiss. Roop? Purrrr."
Hmmmm....I'm guessing it's the CHeshire
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