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9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« on: Feb 23rd, 2008, 1:58pm » |
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9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever" .
( Whatever: Is a women's way of saying @*!% YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #1 on: Feb 23rd, 2008, 2:05pm » |
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*sigh* And your point is?
That's OK, whatver...
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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #2 on: Feb 23rd, 2008, 2:13pm » |
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Thanks a lot
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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #3 on: Feb 23rd, 2008, 2:22pm » |
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Here's mine...
Yeah
Uh-huh
No
Later
Eat
Because
Why
When
What
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Quote:| (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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The immediate response should be to mow the lawn, wash the car (hers), fix the sink that been leaking for a week, and take the dog out. Do all of this while putting immense physical space between you and her. When sufficient time has elapsed begin getting dressed for dinner at her favorite restaurant.
If you do all of this you may get a pillow for the couch when you get home.
Maybe.
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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #5 on: Feb 24th, 2008, 9:30am » |
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on Feb 23rd, 2008, 8:02pm, chewy wrote:
The immediate response should be to mow the lawn, wash the car (hers), fix the sink that been leaking for a week, and take the dog out. Do all of this while putting immense physical space between you and her. When sufficient time has elapsed begin getting dressed for dinner at her favorite restaurant.
If you do all of this you may get a pillow for the couch when you get home.
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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #6 on: Feb 24th, 2008, 11:27am » |
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Is "Do what you want" better or worse than "Go ahead"?
Just askin'.
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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #7 on: Feb 24th, 2008, 11:33am » |
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on Feb 24th, 2008, 11:27am, George_J wrote:Is "Do what you want" better or worse than "Go ahead"?
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I'd say worse.
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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #8 on: Feb 24th, 2008, 12:26pm » |
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" Do what you want " is a sulk so you will feel the side effect of that for a while ...
" Go ahead " is a challenge and you will get immediate pain .... 
I guess " Do what you want" is worse in the long run ...
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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #9 on: Feb 24th, 2008, 4:32pm » |
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It's unbelievable what my mother can express with just one word - "Brian!"
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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #10 on: Feb 24th, 2008, 5:02pm » |
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on Feb 24th, 2008, 4:32pm, AussieBrian wrote:| It's unbelievable what my mother can express with just one word - "Brian!" |
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I think mother's the world over can do that by saying their offsprings names in "that tone" LOL
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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #11 on: Feb 24th, 2008, 6:03pm » |
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My husband found this highly amusing he now has a sever case of "nothing" i will deal with him when he finishes laughing
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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #12 on: Feb 24th, 2008, 10:01pm » |
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on Feb 24th, 2008, 5:02pm, LeLimey wrote:
I think mother's the world over can do that by saying their offsprings names in "that tone" LOL |
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Lord forbid you get the "Mother's Tone" with First AND Middle name!! 
Head for the hills and make U'r self very scarce for at least a month.
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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #13 on: Feb 24th, 2008, 11:34pm » |
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on Feb 24th, 2008, 10:01pm, DragonSlayer wrote:| Head for the hills and make U'r self very scarce for at least a month. |
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Ya got it, Dragonman. Scared of no man and only one woman.
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Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
« Reply #14 on: Feb 25th, 2008, 12:15am » |
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on Feb 24th, 2008, 10:01pm, DragonSlayer wrote:
Lord forbid you get the "Mother's Tone" with First AND Middle name!!
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Yup. that was me. IF I heard my first and middle name I was out!
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