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Sandy_C
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My Six New Boyfriends
« on: Feb 14th, 2008, 1:22pm » |
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Just had to share. It's TRUE!
MY SIX NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!
I am seeing 6 gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long,
so he takes me from joint to joint.
While this is happening, I enjoy the delights of Jim Beam.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life!
Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.
And remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'Count your blessings!!!!!!!'
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Re: My Six New Boyfriends
« Reply #1 on: Feb 14th, 2008, 1:32pm » |
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So very very true
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Re: My Six New Boyfriends
« Reply #2 on: Feb 14th, 2008, 4:08pm » |
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Hey, them there guys is cheating on me!!!!!
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Re: My Six New Boyfriends
« Reply #3 on: Feb 14th, 2008, 4:16pm » |
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Yes they sure do tend to get around alot... 
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Re: My Six New Boyfriends
« Reply #4 on: Feb 15th, 2008, 11:16am » |
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LOL Good one!
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Re: My Six New Boyfriends
« Reply #5 on: Feb 15th, 2008, 11:27am » |
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on Feb 14th, 2008, 4:08pm, BarbaraD wrote:| Hey, them there guys is cheating on me!!!!! |
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Me too! OOooooppppppssssss did I say that out loud?
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Re: My Six New Boyfriends
« Reply #6 on: Feb 15th, 2008, 9:10pm » |
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Bunch of Bastards!
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Re: My Six New Boyfriends
« Reply #7 on: Feb 16th, 2008, 12:00pm » |
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Well I know Arthur ain't got time for YOU today - He's been hanging around my place since EARLY this morning. I keep telling him YOU need some 'tention, but he's giving me ALL the "love" today..... 
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