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I'm bored... Let's fight!!!!
« on: Feb 11th, 2008, 5:31pm » |
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Tony stands in the middle of the thread with his sack of smelly socks daring anyone to join the fight!
No-one enters... so he smacks Jenn upside the back of the head and round houses her. Then as she lays half conscious and dazed he smacks her with the smelly sack of socks!!!!
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Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!!
« Reply #1 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 5:37pm » |
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While Jenn is half conscious Jonny reaches down and.......Nope, to easy....LOL 
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Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!!
« Reply #2 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 5:40pm » |
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And whilst Tony is smacking Jenn with the smelly sack of socks Dape jumps in to the thread and hits Tony across the back with a large wet lettuce leaf 
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Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!!
« Reply #3 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 5:47pm » |
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disdaining wet lettuce Tony summersaults over Jonny and the puddle of drool and lands squarely on Dapes shoulders... Grabs Potters Fish and and beats him with it about the face and neck until he's scaly.
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Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!!
« Reply #4 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 5:51pm » |
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George releases a flock of chickens into the thread, adding to the pandemonium.
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
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Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!!
« Reply #5 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 5:53pm » |
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on Feb 11th, 2008, 5:47pm, artonio7 wrote:| Tony summersaults over Jonny and the puddle of drool |
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ROTFFLMMFAO!!!!!!
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It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
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Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!!
« Reply #6 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 5:55pm » |
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Congress, wanting to make a strong statement, immediately passes a law giving out free laundry detergent in the hopes this will reduce the number of assaults with dirty socks. Further it makes possession of more then 2 socks, a misdemeanor offense. They then adjorn for a four week spring break!
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Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!!
« Reply #7 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 5:58pm » |
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Yeah, well....YEAH, WELL!!!...... ummm...
Mel throws a wad of wet dryer lint from her chair because she's too big to move and it gets stuck in George's ear...
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« Reply #8 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 6:02pm » |
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« Reply #9 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 6:02pm » |
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George skulks away with his prize--the chickens merely a ploy that proved useful to acquire wet laundry lint in order to satisfy his unmentionable fetish.
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
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The pain they inspire
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Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!!
« Reply #10 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 6:04pm » |
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George skulks away with his prize--the chickens merely a ploy that proved useful to acquire wet laundry lint in order to satisfy his unmentionable fetish.
And to think, Christy yells at me for mentioning a weed whacker, peach preserves and a live chicken?? 
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« Reply #11 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 6:05pm » |
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However George was in for quite a shock as it wasn't wet laundry lint it was in fact Dape`s belly button fluff that had got wet from potters fish.
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Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!!
« Reply #12 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 6:07pm » |
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Tony gathers a chicken,,, and feeds it all but one smelly sock... stuffs the fatted chicken into one remaining sock which he rolls in the remaining wet lint... and rolls it like a bowling ball knocking Mellissa onto the floor.
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« Reply #13 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 6:12pm » |
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Guiseppi, now covered in peach preserves and lugging a weed whacker, attempts to retrieve the one remaining live chicken by Melissas now still figure.....
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Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!!
« Reply #14 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 6:13pm » |
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Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!!
« Reply #15 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 6:20pm » |
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During the ensuing melee, Melissa spies Ali lurking in the side-lines and calls Racer. Bill slaps him with a menu and runs over him with the OUCH car. Don picks up the body, puts him in his boat and dumps him at sea.
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Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!!
« Reply #16 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 6:28pm » |
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Thomas scoffs at your folly and announces total domination of you silly mortals and demands that you all kneel and pay homage.
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« Reply #17 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 6:34pm » |
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Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!!
« Reply #18 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 6:34pm » |
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on Feb 11th, 2008, 6:28pm, thomas wrote:| Thomas scoffs at your folly and announces total domination of you silly mortals and demands that you all kneel and pay homage. |
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Again....LMMFAO!
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Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!!
« Reply #19 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 6:37pm » |
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on Feb 11th, 2008, 6:34pm, Jonny wrote:
Again....LMMFAO!
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« Reply #20 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 6:43pm » |
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on Feb 11th, 2008, 6:37pm, thomas wrote:
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Um, nothing my supreme emperor....LOL
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« Reply #21 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 6:54pm » |
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on Feb 11th, 2008, 6:34pm, Melissa wrote:| "I fart in your general direction!" |
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mel that is TFF!!
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« Reply #22 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 7:09pm » |
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Annette is right on stand by with her defribilator ready to jump to the rescue!
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« Reply #23 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 7:21pm » |
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« Reply #24 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 7:56pm » |
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