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KingOfPain
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"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith!
He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They swore at Billy Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday Buddy!"
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We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter.
- Denis Diderot
Real friendship is shown in times of trouble; prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides
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Langa
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Re: H.B.B.B.S.
« Reply #1 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 1:45pm » |
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Now THIS joke is funny. 
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Lizzie2
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Re: H.B.B.B.S.
« Reply #2 on: Feb 11th, 2008, 5:00pm » |
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Good one!! 
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