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Sorry to all the Blondes
« on: Feb 8th, 2008, 5:58pm » |
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If I offended anyone, I apologize. But this is 100!!!!  GO ME!!!! 
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Re: Sorry to all the Blondes
« Reply #1 on: Feb 8th, 2008, 5:59pm » |
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Okay, now the blondes are looking saying, "Hey he posted 101 times". ROFL Gosh I'm good!!! 
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Re: Sorry to all the Blondes
« Reply #2 on: Feb 8th, 2008, 6:02pm » |
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Dunno why people pick on blondes. I've never found them to be any different to anyone else.
Oh, except for the ones who dye the roots of their hair black. Now that's dumb.
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Re: Sorry to all the Blondes
« Reply #3 on: Feb 8th, 2008, 6:07pm » |
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Congrats on your 101st.
Stick around for a bit, you're kinda nice to have here.
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Re: Sorry to all the Blondes
« Reply #4 on: Feb 8th, 2008, 6:39pm » |
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on Feb 8th, 2008, 5:58pm, imfareware wrote:| But this is 100!!!! GO ME!!!! |
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Why is it I didnt get this big of a boner when I hit 25 thousand posts?....LMMFAO 
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Re: Sorry to all the Blondes
« Reply #5 on: Feb 8th, 2008, 7:04pm » |
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on Feb 8th, 2008, 6:39pm, Jonny wrote:
Why is it I didnt get this big of a boner when I hit 25 thousand posts?....LMMFAO
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Verapamil?
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Re: Sorry to all the Blondes
« Reply #6 on: Feb 8th, 2008, 7:07pm » |
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on Feb 8th, 2008, 7:04pm, Racer1_NC wrote:
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You kill me, bro....ROTFF!!!!!!
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Re: Sorry to all the Blondes
« Reply #7 on: Feb 8th, 2008, 7:32pm » |
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on Feb 8th, 2008, 6:39pm, Jonny wrote:
Why is it I didnt get this big of a boner when I hit 25 thousand posts?....LMMFAO
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, got it ! your not blond ! andrew.
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Re: Sorry to all the Blondes
« Reply #8 on: Feb 8th, 2008, 7:34pm » |
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on Feb 8th, 2008, 6:39pm, Jonny wrote:
Why is it I didnt get this big of a boner when I hit 25 thousand posts?....LMMFAO
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Obviously your not looking at PollyPocket!! 
I just want to thank everyone here, and I'm here to stay!! Lets party!
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Re: Sorry to all the Blondes
« Reply #9 on: Feb 8th, 2008, 7:44pm » |
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on Feb 8th, 2008, 7:34pm, imfareware wrote:
Obviously your not looking at PollyPocket!!
I just want to thank everyone here, and I'm here to stay!! Lets party! |
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Hey dude, post that video of the crazy deer on your my space page.......fuckin hillarious!
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Re: Sorry to all the Blondes
« Reply #10 on: Feb 8th, 2008, 8:36pm » |
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on Feb 8th, 2008, 5:59pm, imfareware wrote:| Okay, now the blondes are looking saying, "Hey he posted 101 times". ROFL Gosh I'm good!!! |
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Re: Sorry to all the Blondes
« Reply #11 on: Feb 8th, 2008, 10:36pm » |
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on Feb 8th, 2008, 7:04pm, Racer1_NC wrote:
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I damn near shot milk out my nose with that one!
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Re: Sorry to all the Blondes
« Reply #12 on: Feb 8th, 2008, 10:38pm » |
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What was milk doing in your nose? 
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Re: Sorry to all the Blondes
« Reply #13 on: Feb 8th, 2008, 11:30pm » |
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on Feb 8th, 2008, 7:04pm, Racer1_NC wrote:
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ROFLMAO!!!
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Re: Sorry to all the Blondes
« Reply #14 on: Feb 9th, 2008, 1:16am » |
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That's the way it works Jonny and why they sell Viagra to old guys like you. 
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Re: Sorry to all the Blondes
« Reply #15 on: Feb 9th, 2008, 1:47am » |
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on Feb 9th, 2008, 1:16am, Charlie wrote:That's the way it works Jonny and why they sell Viagra to old guys like you.
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But if he takes them together, wont he have just as much of an issue. Poor thing would know whether to salute or sag.
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Re: Sorry to all the Blondes
« Reply #16 on: Feb 9th, 2008, 5:14pm » |
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on Feb 8th, 2008, 7:44pm, Jonny wrote:
Hey dude, post that video of the crazy deer on your my space page.......fuckin hillarious!
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I posted it in the joke section!
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Re: Sorry to all the Blondes
« Reply #17 on: Feb 9th, 2008, 5:41pm » |
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on Feb 9th, 2008, 1:16am, Charlie wrote:That's the way it works Jonny and why they sell Viagra to old guys like you.
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I like the way the commercial says: "If you experience an erection for 4 hours or more, call a physician"
PFFFF, if I do...I'm making a movie
That must be some powerful stuff.
Jonny does your viagra make you go to the emergency room?
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Re: Sorry to all the Blondes
« Reply #18 on: Feb 9th, 2008, 5:46pm » |
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on Feb 9th, 2008, 5:41pm, Groov wrote:| Jonny does your viagra make you go to the emergency room? |
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Viagra?
I just need the wind to blow my way and im good!
Edit to add: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid =1381579
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Re: Sorry to all the Blondes
« Reply #19 on: Feb 9th, 2008, 7:30pm » |
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1. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. They think the world revolves around them.
2. Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
3. Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
4. What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
5. Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?
More head room!
6. Why don't blondes eat pickles?
Because they get their heads stuck in the jar.
Because the jars have lids, not zippers.
7. Why do blondes wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm.
8. What do blondes say after making love?
"Are you boys all on the same team?"
9. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
10. What do blondes and turtles have in common?
Once on their back, they're screwed.
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