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Mrs Deej
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Something to ponder...
« on: Feb 6th, 2008, 10:21pm » |
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Just wonderin....
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Re: Something to ponder...
« Reply #1 on: Feb 6th, 2008, 10:24pm » |
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So they can rifle through your pants pockets while they're closing the door?
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Re: Something to ponder...
« Reply #2 on: Feb 6th, 2008, 10:24pm » |
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Did this on accident this morning...
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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Re: Something to ponder...
« Reply #3 on: Feb 6th, 2008, 10:27pm » |
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on Feb 6th, 2008, 10:24pm, Mrs Deej wrote:Did this on accident this morning...
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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Indecent human beings buy toasters too? 
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Re: Something to ponder...
« Reply #4 on: Feb 6th, 2008, 10:28pm » |
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.................yeah................wydyasuPOSE?
glad i'm not alone anymore 
and.........when they do the exam, why do they NOT tell you what they are writing in their "notes"???
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Re: Something to ponder...
« Reply #5 on: Feb 6th, 2008, 10:41pm » |
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on Feb 6th, 2008, 10:21pm, Mrs Deej wrote:Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Just wonderin....
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They had to go pee ! Its an opportunistic thing when you are that busy
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Re: Something to ponder...
« Reply #6 on: Feb 6th, 2008, 10:42pm » |
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on Feb 6th, 2008, 10:24pm, Mrs Deej wrote:Did this on accident this morning...
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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They want to make you so mad you will throw that toaster out the window and then have to go buy a new one
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Re: Something to ponder...
« Reply #7 on: Feb 6th, 2008, 10:48pm » |
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Why do they sterilize the needle for a lethal injection??
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Re: Something to ponder...
« Reply #8 on: Feb 6th, 2008, 10:52pm » |
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on Feb 6th, 2008, 10:48pm, chewy wrote:| Why do they sterilize the needle for a lethal injection?? |
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In case it doesnt work and they get sued for a skin infection ?
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Re: Something to ponder...
« Reply #9 on: Feb 6th, 2008, 10:57pm » |
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why don't they tell you what they are surreptiously scribbling in their "notes"?
it's me. i know it. i'm dying. all in my head LOL
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Re: Something to ponder...
« Reply #10 on: Feb 6th, 2008, 11:00pm » |
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Relax Kim. Its not notes on you. There killing time doing the daily crytoquote.
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Re: Something to ponder...
« Reply #11 on: Feb 6th, 2008, 11:12pm » |
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A patient is entitled to see EVERYTHING that goes into their chart. Just ask for a copy. And a Xanax Rx. 
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Re: Something to ponder...
« Reply #12 on: Feb 6th, 2008, 11:28pm » |
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why are they called a pair of panties and a bra? 
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Re: Something to ponder...
« Reply #13 on: Feb 6th, 2008, 11:29pm » |
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What are they really thinking when they go...Hmmmm?
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Re: Something to ponder...
« Reply #14 on: Feb 6th, 2008, 11:36pm » |
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............and............then they ask you when do you want to come back..................idon't get it.....
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Re: Something to ponder...
« Reply #15 on: Feb 6th, 2008, 11:43pm » |
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and what if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
(I hear ya Mrs Deej? why do they do that?)
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Re: Something to ponder...
« Reply #17 on: Feb 7th, 2008, 8:26am » |
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Thanks Tony, the 2nd photo made me smile  .
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Re: Something to ponder...
« Reply #18 on: Feb 7th, 2008, 4:46pm » |
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My niece eats burnt toast...no, it's better described as two pieces of charcoal. I'll never understand that.
And yeah, what's up with the doctors leaving...especially GYN's...I mean, they definitely see EVERYTHING... 
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Re: Something to ponder...
« Reply #20 on: Feb 7th, 2008, 6:05pm » |
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because maybe they don't want to see what they are seeing much longer than they have to.... 
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