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Melissa
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The most functional English word...
« on: Jan 27th, 2008, 6:51pm » |
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Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle..
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happen to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!
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Re: The most functional English word...
« Reply #1 on: Jan 27th, 2008, 7:02pm » |
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I give a shit!! 
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Re: The most functional English word...
« Reply #2 on: Jan 27th, 2008, 7:11pm » |
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i make you right, life is always better after you take a shit, .
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Re: The most functional English word...
« Reply #4 on: Jan 27th, 2008, 7:50pm » |
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The lovely Gannett newspaper I worked for---for many years had a misprint in the weather section that said---" Heavy rain shits the midwest" They meant "hits" the midwest.
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Re: The most functional English word...
« Reply #5 on: Jan 27th, 2008, 7:53pm » |
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Is that George Carlin? Sure sounds like him.
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Re: The most functional English word...
« Reply #6 on: Jan 27th, 2008, 7:58pm » |
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I confirmed a purchase order back to a customer once with this...... "will shit 7-14-06" (of course was to have read 'will ship 7-14-06'.... 
Duh...now ain't that a bunch of shit....
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Re: The most functional English word...
« Reply #7 on: Jan 27th, 2008, 8:04pm » |
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I know Jack Shit!
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Re: The most functional English word...
« Reply #9 on: Jan 27th, 2008, 9:02pm » |
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Its also religious.
Holy SHIT !!!!!!! 
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Re: The most functional English word...
« Reply #10 on: Jan 28th, 2008, 1:10am » |
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Good Mel.
So good that I'll take your name off my fecal register.
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Re: The most functional English word...
« Reply #11 on: Jan 28th, 2008, 11:31am » |
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I would have never quessed that one, Mel.
CHit happends. 
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Re: The most functional English word...
« Reply #12 on: Jan 28th, 2008, 2:23pm » |
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Same shit different day
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Re: The most functional English word...
« Reply #13 on: Jan 28th, 2008, 5:46pm » |
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This is some funny shit!
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Re: The most functional English word...
« Reply #14 on: Jan 28th, 2008, 6:59pm » |
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If DJ was a posting kind of guy he would probably post this link, he likes the word.....LOL
http://youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g
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