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Tiannia
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Chewy see the doc recently?
« on: Jan 24th, 2008, 7:54pm » |
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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The
doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are
great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride who is
pregnant with my child. 'So what do you think about that Doc ?' The doctor
considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. 'I
have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses
a season.' One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry ,
he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.' 'As he
neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the
water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't
shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it
at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang,
bang'.''Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said ,
'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds
into that beaver.' The doctor replied , 'My point exactly.'
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Re: Chewy see the doc recently?
« Reply #1 on: Jan 24th, 2008, 8:02pm » |
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It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
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chewy
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Re: Chewy see the doc recently?
« Reply #2 on: Jan 24th, 2008, 8:16pm » |
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I'd eat that beaver. 
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