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Three kinds of sex
« on: Jan 17th, 2008, 8:34am » |
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there is frequent sex, normal sex and hallway sex.
Frequent sex is when y'all first togther and doing it 3 times a day everywhere and in everyway.
Normal sex is after a few years you doin it about 3 times a week usually in the same way.
And then there is hallway sex when after 15 years of marriage you see your wife in the hallway and say fuck you you bitch. 
Those of you who are having hallway sex the first year have issues which is another thread completely. 
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #1 on: Jan 17th, 2008, 8:59am » |
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #2 on: Jan 17th, 2008, 10:34am » |
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #3 on: Jan 17th, 2008, 11:12am » |
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I found another one
Smurf Sex: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue.
Religious Sex: You get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and her lawyer screws you in front of everyone.
Social Security Sex: You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #4 on: Jan 17th, 2008, 12:07pm » |
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Coyote sex: You lay by the hole and howl.
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #5 on: Jan 17th, 2008, 1:48pm » |
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Hi Ricky! Hi Ronny!
Good to see you guys!!!
These are funny, LOL.
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #6 on: Jan 17th, 2008, 5:58pm » |
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on Jan 17th, 2008, 12:07pm, echo wrote:| Coyote sex: You lay by the hole and howl. |
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Thats wrong!!!! I love it..gonna use it on my wife tonight to try and get some!! 
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #7 on: Jan 17th, 2008, 7:13pm » |
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Wolf sex: skank is so ugly that when you wake in the morning & she's lying on your arm....you gnaw off yer arm to get away and avoid waking her/it
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #8 on: Jan 17th, 2008, 7:30pm » |
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Long distance sex: Immediately after hallway sex you get on a plane, fly six hours and fuck the shit out of someone that wants it!....LMAO
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #9 on: Jan 17th, 2008, 7:40pm » |
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Drink beer. Makes 'em all pretty!
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #10 on: Jan 17th, 2008, 7:56pm » |
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on Jan 17th, 2008, 7:40pm, AussieBrian wrote:| Drink beer. Makes 'em all pretty! |
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Which can ultimately lead to wolf sex
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #11 on: Jan 17th, 2008, 8:00pm » |
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Groov, we call it "Coyote Ugly" 
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on Jan 17th, 2008, 7:13pm, Groov wrote:| Wolf sex: skank is so ugly that when you wake in the morning & she's lying on your arm....you gnaw off yer arm to get away and avoid waking her/it |
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Thankfully I have never needed to be that drunk the night before
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #13 on: Jan 17th, 2008, 8:39pm » |
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RODEO SEX:
Do her from behind, yell out her Sisters name, and try to "Hang on" for another 7 seconds!
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #14 on: Jan 17th, 2008, 8:51pm » |
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on Jan 17th, 2008, 8:39pm, jimmers wrote:RODEO SEX:
Do her from behind, yell out her Sisters name, and try to "Hang on" for another 7 seconds!
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #15 on: Jan 17th, 2008, 10:34pm » |
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Doggy sex
I sit up and beg
She rolls over and plays dead
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #16 on: Jan 17th, 2008, 11:02pm » |
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Cybersex is cheap too Jonny. 
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #17 on: Jan 18th, 2008, 1:37am » |
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on Jan 17th, 2008, 8:39pm, jimmers wrote:RODEO SEX:
Do her from behind, yell out her Sisters name, and try to "Hang on" for another 7 seconds!
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Done. 8.3 seconds is quite good, isn't it?
But my wife scored 112 and 138 yards.
She used my golf club and my balls
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #18 on: Jan 18th, 2008, 1:41am » |
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LMAO, Steve.
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #19 on: Jan 18th, 2008, 8:43am » |
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #20 on: Jan 18th, 2008, 8:46am » |
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I guess I work with a combination of religous and hallway! 
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #21 on: Jan 18th, 2008, 2:55pm » |
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on Jan 17th, 2008, 8:39pm, jimmers wrote:RODEO SEX:
Do her from behind, yell out her Sisters name, and try to "Hang on" for another 7 seconds!
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OMG I'm laughing so damn hard I'm crying and trying not to make any noise because I dont think the gals in my office would appreciate this as much as I do at the moment...
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #22 on: Jan 18th, 2008, 3:00pm » |
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on Jan 17th, 2008, 8:39pm, jimmers wrote:RODEO SEX:
Do her from behind, yell out her Sisters name, and try to "Hang on" for another 7 seconds!
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That was funny as hell. Thanks - I needed that!
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #23 on: Jan 18th, 2008, 4:12pm » |
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Glad I made you guys smile! Feel better now?
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Re: Three kinds of sex
« Reply #24 on: Jan 18th, 2008, 4:28pm » |
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Arkansas TV Sex.
Doggy style in front of the boob tube so you can both watch Hee Haw.
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