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Naughty Riddles-hehehe
« on: Feb 15th, 2008, 10:37pm » |
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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
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> > .A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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> > Q. What's a mixed feeling?
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> > A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new
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> > Q. What's the height of conceit?
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> > A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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> > Q. What's the definition of macho?
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> > A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
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> > Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
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> > A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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> > Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
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> > A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
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> > Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
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> > A. Because it's worth it!
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> > Q. What is a Yankee?
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> > A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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> > Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
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> > A. They both like a tight seal.
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> > Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
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> > A. Their balls are just for decoration.
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> > Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah '?
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> > A. About three inches.
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> > Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
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> > A. For traction in the mud.
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> > Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
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> > A. The grip.
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> & gt; Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
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> > A. It's not hard.
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> > Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
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> > A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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> > Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
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> > A: 45 pounds.
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> > Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
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> > A: 45 minutes.
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> > Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
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> > A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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> > Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
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> > A. The swallow.
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> > Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
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> > A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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> > Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
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> > A. They don't have balls to scratch!
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Re: Naughty Riddles-hehehe
« Reply #1 on: Feb 24th, 2008, 6:52pm » |
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Thank u they were funny 
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