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Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
« on: Jan 24th, 2008, 1:15am » |
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Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
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Blaming your farts on me..... Not funny... Not funny at all !!!
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'2'
Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
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Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
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The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", Then acting surprised when I freakout every time we go back!
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Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
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Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
« Reply #1 on: Jan 25th, 2008, 2:29pm » |
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ROFLMAO! 
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