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Grinner62
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Moose hunting
« on: Jan 20th, 2008, 9:23pm » |
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A little boy finally pestered his dad enough that he gave in and bought him a BB gun for his birthday. The boy was so happy, he said “Dad, I’m gonna go get a moose for dinner”.
Dad was looking forward to some quiet time to read the paper and thinking of the poor squirrels having a bad day, just grunted uh huh.
As he was finishing the paper, the boy came in and asked his dad to help him bring the moose home. Sure son, let’s go get your “moose”.
They went walking through the woods and sure enough, there’s a full grown bull moose laying dead. “Son, how did this moose die?”
Well, I waited behind that bush until I saw him taking a drink. I shot him in the balls and when he went Oohh!  He drowned.
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Re: Moose hunting
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Re: Moose hunting
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Re: Moose hunting
« Reply #3 on: Jan 24th, 2008, 7:29pm » |
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