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aubmari
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This guy was lonely and he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual
pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, (100-legged bug)
which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he
would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
He asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and
have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but ! he
wait ed a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and
having a drink with me?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the
centipede's house and started shouting, "HEY, IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO
FRANK'S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME?!"
***** A little voice came out of the box - "I heard you the first time!
I'm putting on my f *** ing shoes"
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Re: Lonely Guy
« Reply #1 on: Jan 13th, 2008, 4:56pm » |
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sandie99
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Wish it, dream it, do it - inspite the pain!
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Re: Lonely Guy
« Reply #2 on: Jan 25th, 2008, 1:13pm » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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