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JeffB
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Jungle Restaraunt
« on: Dec 7th, 2007, 6:18pm » |
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the politicians?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning.
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Re: Jungle Restaraunt
« Reply #1 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 6:27pm » |
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Re: Jungle Restaraunt
« Reply #2 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 7:28pm » |
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Re: Jungle Restaraunt
« Reply #3 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 8:48pm » |
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Re: Jungle Restaraunt
« Reply #4 on: Dec 8th, 2007, 7:40am » |
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Re: Jungle Restaraunt
« Reply #5 on: Dec 9th, 2007, 7:11am » |
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Re: Jungle Restaraunt
« Reply #6 on: Dec 10th, 2007, 12:22pm » |
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Re: Jungle Restaraunt
« Reply #7 on: Dec 11th, 2007, 5:04pm » |
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Re: Jungle Restaraunt
« Reply #8 on: Dec 17th, 2007, 9:31pm » |
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