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Yorky
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broom marraige
« on: Dec 6th, 2007, 10:14am » |
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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !" said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! ! !!
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
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Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy...Even these silly
little cute.............and clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around!!!
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Re: broom marraige
« Reply #1 on: Dec 6th, 2007, 4:10pm » |
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Re: broom marraige
« Reply #3 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 8:50pm » |
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I guess you could call that a DIRTY joke...yuk yuk!!!
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Re: broom marraige
« Reply #4 on: Dec 8th, 2007, 7:43am » |
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