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rolo65
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So this guy is sitting on the beach in California watching the beautiful sunset and he thought how great it would be to live in Hawaii.
As he sits there watching the sunset he sees a bottle float in to shore and picks it up. As he starts to rub the mud off of it the cork comes off and a gene pops out.
The gene says I will grant you one wish. The man replies “I thought you get three”. The gene replies “that’s only in Hollywood”, you get one wish. So the man thinks for a moment.
He finally says Mr. Gene I want to live in Hawaii but I’m afraid of flying and I get horribly sea sick so can you build me a bridge from California to Hawaii.
The gene replies “I’m not superman so pick something more realistic”. The man thinks for a moment and decides, ‘I’ll be happy if you can just get my wife to mind me”.
The gene thinks for a moment and finally says “do you want the bridge to be 1 or 2 lanes wide” 
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phil_h
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Re: Sunset in California
« Reply #1 on: Dec 6th, 2007, 6:38am » |
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Angels are among us ........beasts beware !!!!!!
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sandie99
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Re: Sunset in California
« Reply #2 on: Dec 6th, 2007, 4:11pm » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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