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aubmari
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Happy Thanksgiving
« on: Nov 26th, 2007, 11:40am » |
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If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know
and I'll pray for you.
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.
The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting
Loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and
the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off
because
It was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was
perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned
that one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip them out!
Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for
dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where
she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the
spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.
She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep
And gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic
Waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into
his shorts.
Some time later she heard her husband awaken with his usual trumpeting
which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic
footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.
The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor
laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she
had got him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
Bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face
She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said.
"'Honey,
You were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen
to you"
"What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one
Day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.
But
By the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I
got most of them back in".
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #1 on: Nov 26th, 2007, 3:34pm » |
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #2 on: Nov 27th, 2007, 12:56pm » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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