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Grinner62
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The Mountain Man
« on: Nov 18th, 2007, 11:50am » |
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A city slicker heads deep into the woods and asks a ‘Mountain Man’; “How do I become a ‘Mountain Man’?”
The ‘Mountain Man’ tells him, “well first you have to wrestle a grizzly bear, and then you have to make love to an Eskimo woman. Then you’ll be a real ‘Mountain Man’”.
The city slicker nodded and left the camp to go deeper into the woods.
That night there was screaming and growling, roaring, the sound of trees breaking and all manner of forest creatures running away from the noise.
The next morning the ‘Mountain Man’ was having his coffee and the City slicker came stumbling into the camp. His clothes were shredded, patches of skin hanging from his back, bloody and bruised but still alive.
As he poured himself a cup of coffee, the city slicker asked; “What do I have to do next? Wrestle an Eskimo woman?”
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cosmicfunkfather
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Re: The Mountain Man
« Reply #1 on: Nov 18th, 2007, 4:36pm » |
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Re: The Mountain Man
« Reply #2 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 2:41pm » |
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If you dance with the devil the devil don't change,
the devil changes you !
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sandie99
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Re: The Mountain Man
« Reply #3 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 2:55pm » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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aubmari
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Re: The Mountain Man
« Reply #4 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 5:16pm » |
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Life is too short for drama & petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, Love deeply and forgive quickly.
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