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« on: Nov 3rd, 2007, 11:03am »
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1) Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.  
- Mark Twain  
 
2) I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.  
- Winston Churchill  
 
3) A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.  
- George Bernard Shaw  
 
4) Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.  
- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)  
 
5) Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.  
- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown Uuniversity  
 
6) Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.  
- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian  
 
7) Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.  
- Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)  
 
Cool Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.  
- Ronald Reagan (1986)  
 
9) I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.  
- Will Rogers  
 
10) If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.  
- P.J. O'Rourke  
 
11) In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.  
- Voltaire (1764)  
 
12)Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you.  
- Pericles (430 B.C)  
 
13) No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.  
- Mark Twain (1866)  
 
14) Talk is cheap .. except when Congress does it.  
- Unknown  
 
15) The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.  
- Winston Churchill  
 
16) What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.  
- Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)  
 
17) A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.  
- Thomas Jefferson
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