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M.R.
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We can all be friends
« on: Nov 3rd, 2007, 10:50am » |
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A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, far left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.
Then I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian ! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!" "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when the truck hit us."
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Re: We can all be friends
« Reply #1 on: Nov 4th, 2007, 12:38am » |
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Re: We can all be friends
« Reply #2 on: Nov 4th, 2007, 11:17am » |
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Re: We can all be friends
« Reply #3 on: Nov 10th, 2007, 3:34pm » |
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