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kimmiedawn81
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Man of the House
« on: Oct 25th, 2007, 9:49pm » |
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The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be The Man Of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who"s gonna dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess!"
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Re: Man of the House
« Reply #1 on: Oct 26th, 2007, 7:20am » |
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Angels are among us ........beasts beware !!!!!!
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George_J
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Re: Man of the House
« Reply #2 on: Oct 26th, 2007, 8:43am » |
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Another example showing why books in the self-improvement genre have no resale value.
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George
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Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
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And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
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Re: Man of the House
« Reply #3 on: Oct 26th, 2007, 9:13pm » |
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Re: Man of the House
« Reply #4 on: Oct 27th, 2007, 6:16pm » |
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I read this to Shade (my wife), and she said, "that would be my first guess too". 
Need I say more?
Ray 
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You have my prayers and compassion-I'm right there with you.
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Re: Man of the House
« Reply #5 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 11:23pm » |
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Very Funny!!
Beth
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Do more than hear - listen
Do more than listen - understand
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Re: Man of the House
« Reply #7 on: Nov 1st, 2007, 6:39pm » |
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sandie99
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Re: Man of the House
« Reply #8 on: Nov 2nd, 2007, 3:52am » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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