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Kids Say the darndest things
« on: Oct 24th, 2007, 8:08am » |
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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to
open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
Now, that's funny... I don't care WHO you are ..
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Re: Kids Say the darndest things
« Reply #1 on: Oct 24th, 2007, 8:13am » |
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Re: Kids Say the darndest things
« Reply #2 on: Oct 24th, 2007, 11:56am » |
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Re: Kids Say the darndest things
« Reply #3 on: Oct 24th, 2007, 2:06pm » |
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Re: Kids Say the darndest things
« Reply #4 on: Oct 26th, 2007, 6:16pm » |
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ROTFLMAO!!!
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Re: Kids Say the darndest things
« Reply #5 on: Oct 26th, 2007, 9:08pm » |
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Very funny.
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Re: Kids Say the darndest things
« Reply #6 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 11:26pm » |
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Out of the mouths of babes..........Funny
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Re: Kids Say the darndest things
« Reply #7 on: Nov 2nd, 2007, 3:55am » |
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