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Wayne
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Holy Prostitutes
« on: Oct 24th, 2007, 6:00am » |
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign
out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination
and drives on without second thought....
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past
a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far
side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the
door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a
long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
possibly doing business...."
"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding
passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and
tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the
door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through
the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the
door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another
sign:
GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN
SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
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Re: Holy Prostitutes
« Reply #1 on: Oct 24th, 2007, 6:46am » |
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Re: Holy Prostitutes
« Reply #2 on: Oct 24th, 2007, 8:23am » |
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Re: Holy Prostitutes
« Reply #3 on: Oct 24th, 2007, 2:05pm » |
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Re: Holy Prostitutes
« Reply #4 on: Nov 2nd, 2007, 4:06am » |
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Re: Holy Prostitutes
« Reply #5 on: Nov 2nd, 2007, 11:40am » |
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Re: Holy Prostitutes
« Reply #6 on: Nov 2nd, 2007, 12:41pm » |
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phew! I was really worried about those poor nuns right up until the last minute...
I thought you said PROTESTANTS 
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Re: Holy Prostitutes
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