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Yorky
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church noise
« on: Oct 20th, 2007, 6:26am » |
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An elderly couple sat in church on a Sunday morning. Halfway through the service the woman leans over towards her husband and said "I have just done a silent fart, what shall I do ?" Her husband leans towards her and said" Nothing for now but when we get home I'll put a new battery in your hearing aid !"
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Re: church noise
« Reply #1 on: Oct 20th, 2007, 7:06am » |
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Re: church noise
« Reply #2 on: Oct 20th, 2007, 7:13am » |
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If you dance with the devil the devil don't change, the devil changes you !
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