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cosmicfunkfather
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Who"s the woman
« on: Oct 11th, 2007, 9:00pm » |
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A young couple just married were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed the husband who was a big bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants!" she said. "That's right!" said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!" With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his knee cap. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants!" She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your goddam attitude changes!"
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Re: Who"s the woman
« Reply #1 on: Oct 11th, 2007, 9:04pm » |
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LMMFAO....that dude aint getting any...LOL 
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Re: Who"s the woman
« Reply #2 on: Oct 12th, 2007, 3:54am » |
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Re: Who"s the woman
« Reply #3 on: Oct 12th, 2007, 8:32am » |
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Re: Who"s the woman
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Re: Who"s the woman
« Reply #6 on: Oct 12th, 2007, 4:10pm » |
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I'll never understand why women do not rule the world. They have 51% of the money and all the well (girl parts).
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Re: Who"s the woman
« Reply #7 on: Oct 12th, 2007, 4:45pm » |
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on Oct 12th, 2007, 4:10pm, NJRik wrote:| I'll never understand why women do not rule the world. They have 51% of the money and all the well (girl parts). |
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and what delusion are you under to think that they don't.....
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Re: Who"s the woman
« Reply #8 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 4:41am » |
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Re: Who"s the woman
« Reply #9 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 11:28am » |
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on Oct 12th, 2007, 4:45pm, seasonalboomer wrote:
and what delusion are you under to think that they don't.....
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Sounds just like something we'd expect to hear from Helen! ROFLMAO
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