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« on: Oct 11th, 2007, 10:02am »
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Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several motorway services in and around London. Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day. Ahmed says, "Look at your sign. It says,  
 
"I have no work, a wife and six kids to support"
 
 Britons who see that do not feel as if they have accomplished anything by giving you money.  You will still have no job and a large family." Now look at my sign." So Hamid looks and Ahmed 's sign reads:
 
 "I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan"
 
 
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« Reply #1 on: Oct 11th, 2007, 11:41am »
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« Reply #2 on: Oct 12th, 2007, 1:09am »
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« Reply #3 on: Oct 12th, 2007, 3:36pm »
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« Reply #4 on: Oct 12th, 2007, 4:06pm »
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« Reply #5 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 3:07am »
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crackup crackupI'll give him 10 too
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