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Wayne
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X rated riddles
« on: Oct 11th, 2007, 8:54am » |
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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball ================================================
Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
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Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
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Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
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Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
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Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
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Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!
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Re: X rated riddles
« Reply #1 on: Oct 11th, 2007, 10:00am » |
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today is a gift.....thats why it is called the
present.
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Re: X rated riddles
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Angels are among us ........beasts beware !!!!!!
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Re: X rated riddles
« Reply #3 on: Oct 11th, 2007, 11:32am » |
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